Danielle

I’m the funniest person i know

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

Just because you bought your Calvin Klein bra at Marshall’s doesn’t mean you get to wear it as a shirt

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

What’s mine is mine

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Bro Wayne just said “got a bunch of zeros like a bag of new funyuns!!” FUCK why didn’t I think of that????

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

Taylor Switfs career is based off being the victim as she makes millions of dollars for not even being that great of a singer

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

Nothin like a gay man hyping you up

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

Took me 32 years but I can finally take tequila shots

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

The sleep anxiety has been too real lately

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

Best place to donate gently used clothes???

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

Truly iconic.

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

True life: I’m addicted to the show intervention

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

Melissa keeps buzzballs in business

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

Ethan- “damn I can’t imagine having sex with a girl with no ass”

Me (with no ass)- “…….I’m sitting right here….”

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

My best friend calls me morticia

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

So grateful I live in a country where I’ll be punished for having great credit 🥰

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

Vanessa Lachey is the worst host of all time. She’s so corny

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

Jackelina is an asshole

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

Something about when your shitty states college basketball team wins a championship

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

When you told the @budget rep you would use your own insurance and they still charge you for it anyway

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

Jasper the doll. That is all.

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

@jennybo0mx I’m on season 3 and he’s unbearable rn

[Danielle @DeeTaylor18]

@jennybo0mx Ew he is THE WORST