dj

I spend my time being bitter with my friend Billie

[dj @Deeejohnson]

@avatarsfyi I do I do!!

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

What Mehmet Oz means when he says abortion should be between "a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders." #PASenateDebate

Thx @amyschumer

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

all hot girls have stomach issues and sleep w stuffed animals

[Jus @1Myles4]

Put them kids back on zoom this traffic Is ridiculous

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

We should really be treating Real Housewives like we do sports

[Carla Cevasco, PhD @Cevasco_Carla]

Let's all agree that babies not going hungry should be the MAIN GOAL here.

[Carla Cevasco, PhD @Cevasco_Carla]

Let me repeat that: in the absence of modern formula, A LOT OF BABIES DIED OF ILLNESS OR STARVATION DUE TO LACK OF SAFE OR ADEQUATE FOOD.

[Lolathon @VRLolathon]

I had to do it...

[dj @Deeejohnson]

@MollyClapp It’s because you didn’t forward that chain mail in 2005

[river moon @kissmeriver]

we really had virtual parties on zoom oh my god like… we was in the TRENCHES

[Donn Gunvalson Parody @DonnGunvalson]

Insiders close to Lala report that Randall’s house was broken into and he confronted the burglar, but had to have eye surgery and Jax rolled his car 5 times on the way home because it was snowing in Valley Village..

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

If I wasn’t pregnant I would of done a lit ass pole video to wildside ….but I am so imma just have to do a video rolling on the floor like peppa pig.

[dj @Deeejohnson]

@billiedyck Remember me when you’re famous

[BT (2.0) @billiedyck]

Calgary anticipating being 100% restriction free by the beginning of July after having outrageous case numbers just so they can hold stampede is the most Alberta thing I have heard in a hot minute

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

do you ever feel

like a plastic bag

filled with gasoline

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

me before the pandemic: I can do a full day of work and go for drinks and dinner after and then do 4 more full days of work with events and nights out on the weekend and maybe even a workout in the week

me now: if I move I will need to sleep for 14 hours to recover

[dj @Deeejohnson]

@SkipTheDishes has the worst customer service in the fucking world.

[dj @Deeejohnson]

@billiedyck @MollyClapp Mom vibes only

[Bruce Croxon @bruce_croxon]

I call bullshit on those putting the blame for this lockdown back on citizens. We have masked. We have distanced. Our small businesses have sacrificed. Our kids have sucked it up. Our government has failed us. Own it . Facts.

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

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