This Mansur in Alkaleri LGA, Bauchi State, along with Digare. The entire communities are under siege by terrorists. The residents are currently fleeing from the region
But you won't see this on the internet because their leaders here are protesting the death of Ayotallah Al Khamenei
There was a time on Twitter NG when once you'd see a handle called "Yusuf" or "Abubakar" or "Abdullahi", you knew you were about to hear the dumbest, most delusional word salad in defense of anything related to Muhammadu Buhari.
Then a few years later, once you saw "Niyi", "Segun" or "Yemi", you knew you were about to hear some brain dead, mentally deranged nonsense in support of anything to do with Bola Tinubu.
Now history is repeating itself, because once you see "Chidi", "China" or "Emeka", you know you're about to hear something completely unhinged and mentally retarded in support of anything to do with Israel or Donald Trump.
It's weirdly comforting to see these patterns play out, because it reaffirms what I have always known - Nigerians collectively exist at the exact same mental level. Some Nigerians have managed to convince themselves that their ethnic group is somehow less ignorant than other ones, but the reality is that all of you are the exact same kind of low-information dummy.
Whether it's Yusuf that shines shoes, or unemployed Kunle that plays Sportybet, or spare parts Chidi, all of you are EXACTLY as retarded as each other, and you deserve to be in the same country with each other. There will be no Arewa Republic, Oduduwa Republic or Biafra - all of you are either going to develop brains together, or you will die together as you've been doing.
Whenever you wake up.
Nigerian lawmakers are about the highest paid in the whole world. Nigerian police are about the lowest paid in the world.
Nigerian lawmakers will send out Nigerian policemen to shoot and attack protesters who want a better country for everyone including the underpaid Nigerian policeman. Yet these retarded idiots with guns are quite respectfully, just simply too stupid to realise this.
Imagine living a pathetic miserable life and yet using your gun and your uniform to defend the terrorists in government who have subjected you to a life of misery as a policeman.
YOU THINK YOU'RE DRINKING MILK IN NIGERIA?
Letโs be honest, most of what people call โmilkโ here isnโt milk at all.
Itโs a mix of soy lecithin, vegetable oils, glucose syrup, and chemical whiteners.
You ask for โmilkโ in your tea, but how many cows do we actually rear in Nigeria to meet nationwide milk demand?
Real milk is perishable.
It spoils in 2โ3 days if itโs not refrigerated.
It separates.
It has a natural smell.
Because real milk is alive.
What most people are consuming is a synthetic substitute, a lab creation made to look like milk but lacking the nutrients and benefits of the real thing.
Youโre not drinking nourishment.
Youโre drinking a processed illusion.
Thatโs why your hormones are off.
Your gut is inflamed.
And your body is constantly in survival mode.
Start reading the labels.
If you see soy, glucose syrup, lecithin, or hydrogenated oil, youโre not drinking milk.
Drink wisely. Eat intentionally.
And donโt forget to reach out for a well-structured meal plan.