Countess of Waterdeep

'like watching an opera... very beautiful but I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.'

Pronouns: All. Gender is a construct, tear it apart.

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

Don’t bother checking, everything’s still awful.

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

@StagecoachEMid Missed? It's the start of the route. Unless they were dropped onto the road by a claw machine or passing UFO, "missing" the bus station doesn't seem very plausible. Did the driver not wonder why the passengers were so quiet?

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

@StagecoachEMid Is there any reason the 17.05 255 service to Wren didn't bother stopping at the Interchange before setting off on their way?

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

@StagecoachEMid The driver of the bus forgot they had to go to the bus station?! Should they be on the road at all, Dee?

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

This feels so messy. The judges are all over the place, the presenters are slipping up constantly. Feels like an amateur production - I miss Claudia!
#Strictly

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

This is the first episode I've watched in years and I genuinely haven't got a fucking clue who anyone is. I might have to accept that pop culture has left me behind.
#Strictly

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

Okay, I am a bit in love with @SebastianCroft despite being old enough to be his dad 💀 wonderful charity, honest joy 🥰
#CelebrityTraitors

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

Bash's dads are fighting 😭
#CelebrityTraitors

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

I'd get rid of everyone who was in that library, and probably Leigh-Anne as well (sorry!) just in case Michael was right about the distraction.
#TheTraitors

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

The cliffhangers are getting fucking annoying now. I don't mind a cliffhanger now and then, but it's every episode. We're all going to fucking come back next week anyway. Don't be twats.
#thetraitors

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

Noticed that @cooplandsbakers upped the price of their baguettes last month, and have now made the bread smaller. They've finally done what my diet couldn't, and ensured I won't be getting any more. 🙄

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

Did I miss something? Why did James (I think) say they were SURE one person had been murdered, and one recruited?
#CelebrityTraitors

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

I wish my life had contained even a moment of happiness as pure as Richard E Grant's entire existence.
#CelebrityTraitors

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[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

@StagecoachEMid Are any 350 buses running this morning? The 6:40 hasn't turned up, and now the 7:10 is showing as later and later. Will it be cancelled too?

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

@KarlTurnerMP @wesstreeting @LibDems I'm a Green Pary member in Hull, and this is actually quite funny, to be fair. All right, Karl - I'll give you this one!

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

"We've all just seen it!" Guy's not wrong - Tyler's shorts were so far up his arse, they looked like a thong #Gladiators

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

(I'm actually sad Hinley's got no points, because I prefer him to Finn 😅) #Gladiators

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

Next up on Unleash - in order to make sure Hinley gets some points, he'll be chased by Captain Tom Moore! #Gladiators

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

Does this sport ever fucking end?! #Gladiators

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

Has Sid ever seen the Eliminator before??? #Gladiators