Countess of Waterdeep

'like watching an opera... very beautiful but I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.'

Pronouns: All. Gender is a construct, tear it apart.

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

Don’t bother checking, everything’s still awful.

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

@KarlTurnerMP @wesstreeting @LibDems I'm a Green Pary member in Hull, and this is actually quite funny, to be fair. All right, Karl - I'll give you this one!

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

"We've all just seen it!" Guy's not wrong - Tyler's shorts were so far up his arse, they looked like a thong #Gladiators

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(I'm actually sad Hinley's got no points, because I prefer him to Finn 😅) #Gladiators

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Next up on Unleash - in order to make sure Hinley gets some points, he'll be chased by Captain Tom Moore! #Gladiators

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Does this sport ever fucking end?! #Gladiators

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Has Sid ever seen the Eliminator before??? #Gladiators

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@RossDeku I agree, looks like she got herself stuck.

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What is the POINT of shouting "release" all the fucking time? That's the game! Clattenberg even came over specifically to say there's essentially no point to him 🤷‍♀️ #Gladiators

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

Not convinced that Mo's carrying on after the whistle WAS an accident, after all that chat at the end 🤔 #Gladiators

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Poor Diamond! 😱 I hope she's okay. #Gladiators

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To be fair, Ella really did put Cyclone in her place: on top. #Gladiators

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I'm not partial to this game, sorry. #Gladiators

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

My husband is convinced that, if any of the #Gladiators are gay, his money is on Phantom. I think it's wishful thinking on his part, but to be fair, him publicly asking for Hinley's cake is just giving him more evidence.

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@Tesco Wondering if you can help me understand what the point of the "Have you forgotten?" page is, when the second thing it shows me is something I've ordered two of?

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

@Divinadecampo @paulmasonnews Genuinely, I can't tell if it's a parody account 🫠 the state of this place these days...

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Have they told the Gladiators to throw every round that Emily's in? Cyclone barely touched her, shensailed through Everest (which was shit, tbf), and half of The Edge had Dynamite running away from her 🤔 #Gladiators

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@itsnovabish @thetimtracker All (or almost all) the Disney/Universal vloggers care more about their bottom line than making a moral judgement. You'll not see a principled stance 'round these parts, not while there are patrons to appease. Howzit!

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

I genuinely could not name one of those contestants on the front row. That was the extent of Adam's impact on the game. #TheTraitors

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

"We had lots of amazing Faithful this series." Pity you didn't broadcast any of them 😇 (just kidding, we miss you Jessie) #TheTraitors

[Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess]

#TheTraitors