Lucifer Ordog

A little lost and a lot of trouble. Born with horns and desperately trying to hide them.

[Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear]

Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.

[Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear]

I admire your courage, but not your judgement. You know who you are.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

I don't want to brag, but I’ve reached the age where my back goes out more often than I do.

[Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear]

STUPIDITY: "Blah blah blah.."

COMMON SENSE: "..."

STUPIDITY: "Blah blah blah.. why are you so quiet?"

COMMON SENSE: "Erm.. I think.."

STUPIDITY: "Stop! I'm offended"

[Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear]

Unpopular Opinion: Lets permanently face-tattoo convicted rapists and child-molesters.

[Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear]

What phones do sailors use?

Aye-Phones

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

Might tweet a couple classics today idk yet

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

Every abusive man has a public version that makes people say “but he seems so nice.”

That’s not a coincidence.
That’s the strategy.

[Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear]

@ymmayerr I call it a marriage

[Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear]

All dogs are therapy dogs.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

[Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear]

@NotTodayEric and the classic "Hold my beer.."

[Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear]

Remember being able to throw your Nokia phone at someone's head, knocking them out cold, and then using the same phone to call 911? Good times.

[kitty 🐻 @xoo_kitty]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[Just-A-Fool @rickelverum]

I’m not crying,
I’m watering my beard.

[Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear]

Levels of Beard:
1. No beard = KPOP Man-child
2. Stubble = Overworked employee
3. Big beard = Homeless person
4. Huge beard = Wizard

[Medusa @Gorgon_Girl]

Keep the hell in hello.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn't coming in clearly?

I feel that way about far too many people.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

I'm such a fantastic driver that people are constantly honking and pointing at me just to celebrate that I'm out gracing the roads

[Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear]

I know a little kungfu, a little karate and a little muay thai.. you can say I am a master of the partial arts.

[Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear]

If someone pokes you - Stab them back. Never do tit for tat, I believe in tomahawk for tat.