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[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Who are you and why are you so handsome?

-I'm Solid Snake, and I'm your clone.

My clone? How?

-Remember when you donated all that blood, semen, and hair in 1977?

Yes

Well the Patriots intercepted that package and cloned me from the saliva you used to seal the envelope.

[Deep Fried Glock @DeepFriedGlock]

@CMArchibald I think you replaced the Giga Chad with that last retarded paragraph

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@xena_spectrale What is this evil fucking Chao Garden?

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@CAMONINJAZORD @_B1G_D4DDY Stepdad had one he kept on his ankle. They’re pretty slick

[Deep Fried Glock @DeepFriedGlock]

@garibiriel @Chains_Main @OfficialNyps Yeah they made it where they all have an oryx push mechanic and pistol is behind shield so you’re more covered. You have to shove them down and then shoot them

[Deep Fried Glock @DeepFriedGlock]

@samvaught122 I’m sitting next to the actual owner of this account right now you wanna give it back bro?

[Henny James @ItsHennyJames]

That beer he drinking must be some pressure 😂

[Deep Fried Glock @DeepFriedGlock]

Ice agents to the nearest Honduran

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: ICE plans to equip agents with electric shock gloves to force compliance.

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Not a cell phone in sight--just some dudes living in the moment

[Deep Fried Glock @DeepFriedGlock]

@Balsamic_Vinnn This shit is a biblical punishment man

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“Foreigners who live in your land will gradually get more and more power, while you gradually lose yours. They will have money to lend you but you will have none to lend to them. They will be your rulers”

[Natalie Winters @nataliegwinters]

BREAKING: Massachusetts moves to create a “Muslim Commission” to help place Muslims in government and shape state policy.

The bill orders it to “identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government.”

[Deep Fried Glock @DeepFriedGlock]

Niggas will type a whole paragraph to try and sound smart and still sound utterly fucking retarded when they put their all into it

[dιjonaι carrιngтon♛ @DijonaiVictoria]

I’ve never once claimed that the assessment of the foul was white privilege (that was your assumption). Try exercising your critical thinking skills, I know you studied psych. Furthermore, I’m the LAST thing from ignorant or asinine when it comes to speaking on “white privilege”, do ya research on that one. I actually went to school, one of the top universities might I add, to educate myself on this exact subject. I would never use that term as a rhetorical weapon knowing the historical and social weight it holds without having the proper evidence to substantiate it.

[Deep Fried Glock @DeepFriedGlock]

@hasanthehun In what fucking world?

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@raidenmontana We used to do this in the bathroom in elementary school for fun

[Deep Fried Glock @DeepFriedGlock]

@WeaponOutfitter I’ve had to put my gun in 4 different niggers faces here just trying to go on my life. I had a car full of them from Memphis all aim their glocks with lasers at me because I was listening to project Pat. I don’t blame at all for playing it safe

[Deep Fried Glock @DeepFriedGlock]

@jjreeves Not surprised. Shit is crooked as hell down here. Look into the highway patrol harassing that dude for years just because they don’t like his family

[Deep Fried Glock @DeepFriedGlock]

Executing these guys on the White House lawn is the moderate answer

[Natalie Winters @nataliegwinters]

REVEALED: Top American generals formed a secret backchannel with a CCP military intelligence front that instructed them:

“We wish you would advocate positions” favorable to China.

Some ended up on China’s payroll.

🧵

[Deep Fried Glock @DeepFriedGlock]

@Hermesdeclown Need a camel crush one

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@Hobgobliinn @RolandGunnTN We got enough problems man. Don’t wish that on us

[Louis vil LeGun @LouisvilleGun]

Blackpilling?

Dudes are carrying suppressed Five-seveNs in shoulder rigs & then taking out active shooters and you are black pilling?

We've never been so back