“If I had a nickel for every random guy covered in blood somehow ending up on my doorstep in deep space I’d have 2 nickels… which isn’t a lot but it’s crazy it happened twice” - Ryland Grace probably w all the crossovers we keep chucking at him
This is why normies hate tech bros. Nobody wants “infinite personalized music.”
You’re creating problems that don’t exist so you can sell a solution no one needs
replaying re4 for the first time in over ten years, my roommate has only consumed Leon S Kennedy from the internet so anytime he pulled out a cringey one liner he was surprised like "HES A LOSER????? HES THE OPPOSITE OF SEX APPEAL?"
i thought we all agreed that fanfic sex isn't realistic and that's kind of the point. it's a fantasy, it's meant to be whatever makes you horny not whatever is anatomically correct.
I’m going to actually crash out. I have no money because I bought my flight home for Christmas, and then my 교통비 came out of my new card because kr is stupid and just buying the type of card I needed wasn’t enough, I had to sign up for some bullshit APP?! RELEASE ME