Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto

I really don’t like this place anymore so I’m just going to troll liberals now for the most part.

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

A year ago, I was only out of the hospital for a few months after nearly dying and spending two months indoors getting antibiotics 38 times a day. My business was destroyed.

Now in on pace to have my biggest year ever by a factor of 5, and I’ve spent as much time as possible with my kids.

Lots of people supported me in a variety of ways, including clients, family members, and fellow degens here helping me raise almost 20 grand to stay afloat.

I can’t wait to pay it forward. And if anyone is having a hard time today, anything can happen tomorrow. Never tap out!

With that said, our country is spending more on the interest on our debt, than our entire country is worth. So the empire is going to collapse and you may need to learn to hunt or kill people to survive the apocalypse.

This started as a very positive poast. I gotta order more ammo.

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@Noe1017_Monad Ask @grok if any of this is actually true

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

On today’s episode of, “I find it hilarious that the one stereotype about Blacks that you can make without being called racist is that they have ginormous donkey dongs”…

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

These unis for Commanders-49ers MNF 🔥

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@greg16676935420 Na. Because if your dick is larger than the average human femur, it can’t be damaged by mortal beings.

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@SportsCenter That’s a soft uni too! Imagine that thing when it’s at work!!!!!!!

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@Hisomtheboat AI = “Actually Insane” yea

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@JillFilipovic They banned guns at school retard. So the could literally charge the hero in this case.

But guess what? The mass murdering spree killer didn’t follow the law! Amazing! I bet he’d surrender his guns if they banned them though!

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@Daily__Front He H1Broke his neck

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@Mr_kThomas6 @GigglingGanon Dude you black? That’s disgusting!

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@serstylz2 @FBI Oh a nigger. Gross!

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@TheBrancaShow I’m a lawyer and an attorney

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@hodgetwins A barrister is a lawyer in gay English and commonwealth territories.

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@FuccThotsBrodie @seahwksenjoyer @NFL_DovKleiman Liking a photo is “hitting on” someone? Am I hitting on the women I follow on social media too? My wife will be upset. Also, is that his cousin? His best friend’s sister? You know nothing.

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@FuccThotsBrodie @seahwksenjoyer @NFL_DovKleiman When did he hit on highschool girls?

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

Wtaf this is utterly ludicrous. How is this real?

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🔥 BREAKING: Elon Musk just unveiled a new Tesla Roadster that can LITERALLY FLY using SpaceX thrusters, and has SO MUCH DOWNFORCE that you can drive UPSIDE DOWN

This will be the best handling car EVER PRODUCED by FAR. And keep in mind, this is a literal PRODCTION CAR that you can BUY.

Absolutely INSANE. James Bond-level stuff! Congrats @elonmusk!

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@JamesNolanFS @NFL_DovKleiman Literally was not. The claim was he “follows a high school students account.”

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

Amazing

[techbimbo @jameygannon]

Shane Gillis purposely engineered getting canceled talking about women’s gym clothes to promote his new season of tires HAHHAHAHAHA

what a fucking master

on SNL no less

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@ShegunTweets Lucas Black did an amazing job. For those that don’t know, he left Hollywood and quit a hit TV show to focus on faith and family. There are so few actors that are grounded and have the right priorities, it’s refreshing when one comes around.

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@DarylNapier @1Caffinefiend @tvheidihatch I get your point, but they’re a lot less expensive than that (10-15k maybe). Especially drug sniffing labs compared to dual purpose K9s like a Shepard or malinois. But their cost is irrelevant. As a dog guy, I’d approve emergency care for any pup! 🤣

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@dieselchuck69 @NFL_DovKleiman Is it his sister or cousin?

[Jesse formerly known as Darth Crypto @DefNotDarth]

@seahwksenjoyer @Hairyarms357 @NFL_DovKleiman Also, pedos are attracted to prepubescent children. Not young adults or late teens who appear fully developed. So don’t say “literally” is you’re using the wrong word.