Dan Leaphard

Too old to be making pop culture references yet old enough to have watched the stuff on Dave the first time round

[Dan Leaphard @Def_Leaphard]

@TheVillaDecree He’s drip fed hints and said it wasn’t a prem player

[Dan Leaphard @Def_Leaphard]

@pete_tonkin @BBC Particularly given that Chorley had already apologised for it 4 hours previously https://t.co/u8OX6OuaGC

[Matt Chorley @MattChorley]

I owe Nigel Farage an apology.

During last night’s Newsnight we covered the murder of Henry Nowak and the political reaction to the case, including discussing Nigel Farage’s comments about “pure, cold rage”.

However I referred to “white cold rage”. This was a mistake on my part, a misremembering of the quote. It didn’t change the content of the interview but I should have got the quote right. I apologise to Nigel Farage for this.

[capybara @thecapytoken]

i don’t know why you need this information, but these are the aerodynamics of a capybara.

[Dan Leaphard @Def_Leaphard]

Science Editor: “hey, did you manage to find an image of a cockatiel for the story I’m running?”

Sub Editor: “oh yeh boss. Nice and skeevy. Just like you wanted…”

[Dan Leaphard @Def_Leaphard]

🎶 one Lion on my socks🎶

[Dan Leaphard @Def_Leaphard]

Anyway, far more important than this mere qualifier - Villa vs PSG in the Super Cup! 🦁 VTID

[Football @BostonConnr]

Corncob TV has done it

Coffin Flop is saved

[Dan Leaphard @Def_Leaphard]

You’re back early?

(Stomps across room) “buttplug water fountains”

Sorry what?

(Retrieves pistol, loads it, heads back out of door) “buttplug water fountains”

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

We built these water refill points for days like today...

London now has over 4,000 free water refill points across the capital. Find your closest here:

https://t.co/iYq3RmT5fC

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Dan Leaphard @Def_Leaphard]

Just time to check in with the guitarist of King Crimson https://t.co/m6pRLyx6nF

[Dan Leaphard @Def_Leaphard]

I have no words - Villa you beauties!

[Ben @Benz2klg]

@JamesCleverly And for an very good explanation of a reason. I’m delighted to tell you to fuck off.

[Dan Leaphard @Def_Leaphard]

Oooh I’ve fallen down an internet rabbit hole here. Genuinely interesting stuff: https://t.co/2mAHKXOMBK

[Dan Leaphard @Def_Leaphard]

@tokyosexwhale I have to ask - if something *that* elite doesn’t make the cut; what are the 4 that you have!?

[Dan Leaphard @Def_Leaphard]

@pete_tonkin No West Wing, NYPD Blue, ER or House of Cards (either version)? Rubbish

[The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey]

Breaking news. Mutya set to leave Sugababes so Andy Burnham can step in.

[Dan Leaphard @Def_Leaphard]

Now we know what they offered the Labour MP who stood down for Burnham…

[James Bond @007]

Statement from Amazon MGM Studios:
“The search for the next James Bond is underway. While we don’t plan to comment on specific details during the casting process, we’re excited to share more news with 007 fans as soon as the time is right.”

[Nick 🎬🍿 @thenickofit]

Get ready to do the Andy Burnham!