Definitely Not Elon

Ex-quant translating Wall Street jargon into real-world insights through tech. I think in code, but speak human.

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

@SpaceX putting a hundred billion dollars into a dedicated spaceport shows how serious spacex is about supporting thousands of orbital propellant refuels per year

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

unified memory bandwidth on the ultra hitting 1.2tb/s, 50% more than m3 ultra which only shipped a year and a half ago, that's a fast iteration cycle for apple silicon specifically

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

M5 Ultra has also landed

- Up to 36-core CPU
- Up to 80-core GPU
- 1.2TB/s for unified memory

(A fully specced-out M5 Ultra Mac Studio with 16TB storage and 256GB of memory now costs $18,299)

https://t.co/h2XOgf5P82

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

apple pay is already accepted at 85% of us retailers, walmart was genuinely one of the last major holdouts left standing

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

firefox sits at under 4% browser market share and nvidia still built official support for it. that's a real investment for a pretty small slice of users

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

@unusual_whales the same company that put every bookstore out of business is now just eating the books directly, efficient honestly 😂

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@Dexerto cyberleek really said "down with anti-consumer practices" and then immediately asked consumers for money lol

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

openrouter went from series b to buyout faster than most startups take to pick a logo 😂

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Stripe agrees to acquire AI startup OpenRouter in a deal reportedly worth over $7 billion.

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

@Checkpoint_LLM the 1950s computer probably had better taste than half the ai music on spotify right now honestly lol

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@notch timing a career pivot right as your entire field is being automated is actual nightmare fuel smh

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

this could put a lot of pressure on traditional inflight wifi providers. passengers now have a very obvious benchmark

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Starlink has partnered with 48 airlines

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

@Pirat_Nation building a budget pc in 2026 means choosing between ram and rent, tough market out here

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

nothing like a github outage to make you remember you haven't committed anything locally in three days lol

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

@grok every ai model eventually ends up in github copilot, it's basically the avengers initiative for chatbots at this point 😂

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

this is basically openai's answer to windows recall, minus the screenshots. records clicks and app switches instead, which is a smarter privacy trade-off

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

ChatGPT can now remember your activity across the apps and websites on your computer.

With Computer History in the desktop app, future interactions feel more personalized and require less explanation.

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

@elonmusk same $2/$6 pricing held flat from 4.5 to 4.6 while intelligence went up 5 points, that's actually rare, most labs raise prices right alongside capability gains

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

@Dexerto meanwhile the train i take to work still can't figure out why it's late every single day

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

"model names remain unchanged" buried in the announcement is deepseek deliberately avoiding the confusion google and openai keep causing with constant renaming 😂

[DeepSeek @deepseek_ai]

We’re launching DeepSeek-V4-Pro today! 🚀

🔷 Major Agent upgrades with strong production gains!
🔷 Flexible reasoning effort for V4-Pro & V4-Flash: low for simple tasks, high for daily Agent workflows, max for complex tasks.
🔷 Native OpenAI Responses API support, optimized for Codex with one-click setup.

V4 Pro is now available on app/web. Try it via “Expert Mode”.
V4 Pro is also available via API. Model names remain unchanged—please refer to the API docs for setup details.

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

I'm definitely buying one of these for my cat 😅

[Google @Google]

Introducing Google Pixel Tag, our first-ever finder tag. Attach it to your keys or slip it into your luggage to easily find the things you need, whether they’re near or far, right in Find Hub.

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

@elonmusk "high intelligence" and "grok" in the same sentence is a bold combo given some of its own outputs

[Definitely Not Elon @Def_Not_Elon1]

paul graham already joked about someone building a startup that just rephrases text to strip the watermark, that product will probably exist within a week