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Big Neon Fella

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Meal prepping for my cat with diabetes

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DUDE NO WAY BRAD GOODALL IS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM IN 5 DAYS!!!!!

[Narwitz @Narwitz0747]

Wrap it up. It’s over. No other tweet this year will top this one.

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@snuffyowo Look into “one pace” the fan re-cut that trims filler

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

There are no words.

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@MomoEroge This song is too good

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Do you think that they had children’s entertainment on Epstein’s island? Like a hypnotist that tricked them into thinking they were not on a pedophile island?

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Pretzel review:
8/10 tastes like butter popcorn.

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I just broke my fucking AirPods while listening to @SabrinaAnnLynn. It was Go Go Juice

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I get that in Overwatch all the hero’s were “selected” but who the hell took a look at junk rat and said “yeah this man looks like a hero”

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@adultswim based. slightly sad but respect the choice

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You bet your ass I’m eating pretzels off my nieces snack plate

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@maraevantree The family friend who I was named after died on my birthday. 🎂

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No more story time TikToks. They’ll hit you with the nastiest hook of all time, then fill 60% of a 7 minute video with hand puppets, silly faces, and dramatic pauses.
Like: “I caused my parents’ divorce because my boyfriend had it out for my dad 👏🤪”

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@fansly Hmmm is the whole naked thing optional?

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White supremacists picnic be like “we have only potato salad”

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Never committed a misdemeanor while committing a felony -some YouTube comment I just read

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Just drove by Planned Parenthood and there were way more protesters than usual. It’s Valentine’s Day… the people who need abortions were probably there two weeks ago. 💀

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@GabrielYggdrsl @snuffyowo Lmao I feel this