Defested (Jake)

Pan, gender-fluid, friend of DeSoto, nerdy, geeky, and a streamer.

He/him or they/them.

[Aaron J. Waltke @GoodAaron]

And a gathering of Friends of De Soto with the @GreatestTrek crew!

Always a pleasure to brief with you, @CutForTime and @BenjaminAhr.

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

@GoodAaron @GreatestTrek @CutForTime @BenjaminAhr It was great meeting you!

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

I really like the new bud light, it's a lot fruitier.

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

FOD H3 - Inaugural Star Trek Trail!?!? Let's do it! Seriously though. We all have our red/green/black dresses, but what about a Skant trail? DM me if you are interested

- Zucch Chute Riot - Madison H3 @GreatestTrek

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

SF Sketchfest! I'll be there to see @CutForTime, @BenjaminAhr for @GreatestTrek 's #doubledumbass finale! FOD potential pre/post party planning in process!

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

New TGG rule? No bits/pranks that involve glitter, ever. Being a dick to folks you enjoy and respect is never the right thing to do. @GreatestTrek

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

Crazy how gigabit internet means different things for spectrum than it does for me. (And yes, I bounced the modem and router with no change)

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

@take5fatass @jameshannah The Scalar

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

@jameshannah I'll de-pluralize an entire trilogy
Man in Black
Man in Black 1
Man in Black 1

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

@_T__Bone not sure if joke question or real. Real answer: it's the second 1/60 division of the hour. Joke answer: because it finished right after the golden hour. Chronology puns are clearly not my forte.

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

What if I told you that in one hour, 60 minutes will have passed?

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

@erbeining The time begins when you read the sentence. It is a practice for the reader to experience the hour for themselves and discover that 60 minutes have passed.

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

Evil Sentient AI: Constructs models from its millennia of gathered data, which it trends to create long-term laws. The true lawful evil.

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

Y'all, if you've been following me for some time, you probably know that I do not like to get political on Twitter, but given the political climate, I feel the need to do so in order to remind people of governmental structure and how it serves the people.

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

Psychic Baby: Born anew every year, the psychic baby serves to listen to the thoughts of the population and enact policies based on the current short-term will of the people. Psychic baby maintains a close cabinet of advisors that serve to advise and also change diapers.

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

Just finished printing and painting this fairly last minute birthday present for the party tomorrow. It's about 80% scale for an adult human skull.

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

Painting DnD minis https://t.co/nD0oRTXAzi

[Defested (Jake) @Defested_Jake]

@michaelbsacks Did you also forget to pay your cable bill?