Writer. Vanity Fair/The New Yorker. From MD/DC/VA. Author 13 books/audio comedies. 3 NY Times best-sellers. New audio comedy w/ Chris Elliott coming in 2026!
🐾 GREAT NEWS: Another 135 beagles are being released from Ridglan Farms this week, and BFP will oversee the placement of 68 of them as they begin their journey to loving homes!❤️
Check out this video from the Ridglan Release earlier this month: https://t.co/DVlHwuN9g6
I was in Florida recently and I had to drop by Trump National Doral Miami to see the giant gold Trump statue. It got me thinking apocalyptically about all the different buildings/monuments/arches the president is desperate to engrave his name upon.
RANDY!
New!
CD 5
Randy loses his cool when his favorite bagel store worker is out sick.
Another killer song written by Randy and sung by Baltimore Orioles’ groundskeeper friend Teddy!
https://t.co/HL6Sfrq3Iu
@DaveWillis2 as Randy
@thesonarnetwork
A couple of years ago I interviewed Natalie Merchant for @NewYorker ... She's a musician and singer I've always loved. Here it is. You might enjoy it:
https://t.co/kvqpLSR5nr
"Hey! We met one time and didn't speak but I've never forgotten your face. Do you ever think of me as well? Do I ever cross your mind? It's Mike. Mike Sacks. Mike Sacks. SACKS, not Zacks. No? Okay then, be well!"
hey if i get 100 likes mother said she'd let me out of the alcove where i've been living for the past 25 years lets make this happen she just discovered x