mike sacks

Writer. Vanity Fair/The New Yorker. From MD/DC/VA. Author 13 books/audio comedies. 3 NY Times best-sellers. New audio comedy w/ Chris Elliott coming in 2026!

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@steverb10 @BrianStack153 I will!

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What will you do When It Happens? As soon as you hear? What’s the first thing you do?

[Beagle Freedom Project @beaglefreedom]

🐾 GREAT NEWS: Another 135 beagles are being released from Ridglan Farms this week, and BFP will oversee the placement of 68 of them as they begin their journey to loving homes!❤️

Check out this video from the Ridglan Release earlier this month: https://t.co/DVlHwuN9g6

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(Tiredly) And the Epstein files?

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For my eventual funeral, I was thinking something like this but in suburban Maryland

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Great piece by @luke_winkie

[Luke Winkie @luke_winkie]

I was in Florida recently and I had to drop by Trump National Doral Miami to see the giant gold Trump statue. It got me thinking apocalyptically about all the different buildings/monuments/arches the president is desperate to engrave his name upon.

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I like pina coladas but I don't like getting lost in the rain. As for making love at midnight, I could probably go either way, to be honest

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RANDY!

New!

CD 5

Randy loses his cool when his favorite bagel store worker is out sick.

Another killer song written by Randy and sung by Baltimore Orioles’ groundskeeper friend Teddy!

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@DaveWillis2 as Randy

@thesonarnetwork

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A couple of years ago I interviewed Natalie Merchant for @NewYorker ... She's a musician and singer I've always loved. Here it is. You might enjoy it:

https://t.co/kvqpLSR5nr

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Idea for a book: super rich douchebags do annoying shit and annoy us by doing them but we’re still interested. Excited!!

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Coming up on the anniversary of his death. I’d say there are very few people who have done more damage to the United States than Ronald Reagan.

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"Hey! We met one time and didn't speak but I've never forgotten your face. Do you ever think of me as well? Do I ever cross your mind? It's Mike. Mike Sacks. Mike Sacks. SACKS, not Zacks. No? Okay then, be well!"

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hey if i get 100 likes mother said she'd let me out of the alcove where i've been living for the past 25 years lets make this happen she just discovered x

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@dpriest So young! Haven't seen this in years! Thanks for sending!

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@benwag247 @Jim22Palmer @masnOrioles Love it. Maryland in the early summer.

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Jump on and ride it! Fresh Spring Mix!

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