Nikki DeGroot

you gave me cookie i got you cookie

[☔ @Whotfismick]

pets whenever you have a snack in front of them:

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

do NOT buy a bidet from temu

[Frank 🗽🦅🐓 @PargeyBCAFC]

Someone see if this man is okay… #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2024

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

usher gyrating for his life meanwhile travis kelce is backstage busting wooden barrels over his coach’s head like donkey kong

[bug girl @buggirl]

i wish i could watch haunting of hill house for the first time again it had me absolutely shitting crying throwing UP with fear and dread

[Nikki DeGroot @DegrootNikki]

@TheCraneWives do you have anymore tickets to your Columbus concert??

[ari @AriannaDantone]

girl math is taking an entire shower just to wash your face because it’s easier

[alex @alex_abads]

when i reply “maybe!” to someone inviting me out today

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

i’ll actually never forget the day trump got elected it felt like the world stopped spinning 😭 i went to school everyone was SILENT… people were CRYING 😭

[clare @sadderlizards]

no i’m totally not anxious i’m just gonna sit here and rip the skin around my fingernails for a while

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

when you’re eating eggs and it starts tasting like you’re eating eggs

[Kayleigh Donaldson @Ceilidhann]

Jonah Hill making a lavish and adoring documentary about his therapist (and potentially crossing ethical boundaries with their friendship) takes on a whole new aura when you see those texts of him trying to therapy-speak his then-girlfriend into submission.

[alex 💭 ⁷ @nothnghppens]

taylor is friends with everybody bc why did I just watch a video of Keith urban and Nicole Kidman singing style, Phoebe bridgers and Bo burnham making out in the background.. I’m sure matty Healy was eating raw bison meat in the corner. mind you katniss Everdeen is there too

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

"do you remember?"

me:

[Indiana Pizza Club @TheIndianaPizza]

Only king we recognize

[waliu @idek_tb]

me listening to my coworkers telling their whole business whilst not revealing a single detail of mine

[Jenni @hashjenni]

nobody:
me crying because I don’t know how to control my feelings and everything makes me want to cry: