Dehlia Mary

(she/her)

[Dehlia Mary @DehliaP]

Dunkin line extending 2 blocks down a main road and people still lining up like coffee is worth more than their safety.

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I wish more guys would paint their nails.

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Shorts with built in spandex. If I wanted another random layer to ride up/chafe me, I’d add it myself

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Things I can’t be bothered with, a thread

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snow brushes, oml. Give me scratching, frozen wipers or give me death

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Red delicious apples, yuck

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Just saw a man buy a newspaper with cash and ask for a receipt. Keeping my distance.

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@A_Ry17 Dehydrated to your core

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Pink eye got me in a really silly goofy mood this week.

[MC Bets @MCbets__]

Share this video instead of the play

This is the man and family were all praying for 🙏🏻

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Surrounded in mess and instead of cleaning I’m drawing eyebrows on my baby

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No place in my home for unsalted butter

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@A_Ry17 Omg the sandwich jokes are already starting. Literally all I can think about is everyone saying, woah THATS her lunch for today?

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Mortified carrying a party sub into work cause neither of us wanted to meal prep this week.

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Good thing we’re not actually snowed in, cause we just ran out of coffee.

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Can we stop labeling shipment boxes with the product name? Especially around the holidays ugh.

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Yes please drop all 14 of those Amazon packages next to my rotting pumpkins and dead mum, tehe

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@Steph_Steffen I’m always holding out hope for no good reason

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Something tells me she spends a lot of time feeling trapped in her own mind and paralyzed by thought.

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Unpopular opinion: I’m having a really hard time ignoring how much of a narcissist T-Swift is.