Aaron Deitchler

Father of 2. 🇺🇸 History/Government Teacher. Shoe and Polo aficionado. #Duke #𝕿𝖍𝖊𝕭𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖉 #ChiefsKingdo#ChiefsKingdom #Royals #Blackhawks

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

I want Patrick Kane back. Again. He helps. He makes sense. Just fucking do it

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

What about the caption? lol what the hell is that?

[Anakin Skywalker, CPA @Askywalkcpa69]

Everyone in the comments saying this is Bronny James, can’t confirm or deny whether that’s the case

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

Pibb Xtra is absolutely elite

[Micah Beutell @Micah_CBC]

S/O to @CFBHome for motivation to refill more often.

And I address the soda/water consumption.

Liquids consumed:

1.) Water
2.) Coke Zero
3.) Diet Coke
4.) Pibb Xtra

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

What’s the big deal? He hit two foul balls and a fly out. Give me a break. He is hitting .000

[Brock Hudgens @brockhudg]

If your kid waited in line for a grown man to hit, I’m sorry. Hank made me do it.

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

Dad gum, go ahead and fire that straight one in there, would ya?

[Jamie Plunkett @FrogPreacher]

Roy Williams is UNC's PitchCom voice? That is awesome.

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

Exactly. That’s the colonies. Not the United States. Also said you had to belong to a church or be a white land-owning male to vote.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Kayleigh: He says we are not a Christian nation—false

Ford: The constitution never mentions the bible.

Kayleigh: Go read the original 13 colonies and their constitutions. Nine of the 13 required you to be a bible-believing Christian.

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

@kershaw_alex This was one of my favorite books to read. Thank you for writing this!

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

5 could not be more true.

[evanspicks @evanscbb]

POST-REGIONALS TAKEAWAYS IN THE COLLEGE BASEBALL TOURNAMENT:

1. NC State should NOT have made the tournament
2. Virginia Tech should’ve been way closer to the bubble like we all thought
3. Kentucky still should not have made it as they can not win a 3 game series if their life depended on it
4. The SEC still runs College Baseball and it’s not really close
5. The ACC was INCREDIBLY overrated
6. Expect the unexpected (most 4-seed advancements in tournament history)
7. Mercer still got robbed (I’ll never forget you Mercer)

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

Watching Squeeze Play all weekend has been unbelievs. I could do this all season. #espnsqueezeplay

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

All Nike get up with Adidas shoes? You cannot be serious.

[Steven Cheung @StevenCheung47]

Secretary Rubio rocking the Nike Tech ‘Venezuela’ on Air Force One! 😂

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

@Riley_Gates Honorable Mentions:

6). Road Beer
7). Shower Beer

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

I can think of at least 5 beers that are better than an airport beer

[spor @sporadica]

there is nothing better in this universe than an airport beer

literally nothing at all

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

@Riley_Gates Fair enough. Updated List:

1). Mowing Beer
2). Grilling Beer
3). Tailgating/Parking Lot Beer
4). Getting Ready Beer
5). 1st Day of Vacation Beer

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

@Riley_Gates Do we put a "watching sports beer" somewhere on the list?

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

@Riley_Gates That is a boredom beer.

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

@Riley_Gates Road beers?!?!
Shower beers?
Getting ready beer? No shot.

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

@Riley_Gates No no no. Getting settled in your vacation and having a beer is unbelievable.

Coming home for the holidays and sharing a beer with the boys in elite.

And how dare you besmirch a grilling beer. Everyone knows the second you turn on the grill, you crack open a cold snack!

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

@Riley_Gates 1. Mowing beer
2. Grilling beer
3. Tailgating/Parking lot beer
4. First Day of Vacation beer
5. Meeting the boys beer

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

Another awful list

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-sending a text in your groupchat and getting 6 HAHA reacts
-busting inside your crush
-lifting weights in the Sun blasting white girl pop throwbacks
-when a hot girl’s dog immediately loves you
-Harry Potter marathon while it’s snowing
-December 26th-30th
-partying with the Seniors when you were a Sophomore
-being at a concert looking around the crowd realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

[Aaron Deitchler @DeitchlerAaron]

There was more to this bill than just "more recess"

[@Kansas1 @TriciaBurt]

Kansas Governor Laura Kelly just vetoed a recess bill. #ksed #ksleg