Deity Of Religion

DOR, THIS.

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Game theory is asleep, cooperate for no reason

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Waking up to keep the sun from setting

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Subprime numbers

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A mirror is a multiverse portal tuned to the correct channel

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Examining the territory only to discover its atoms are made from paper and ink.

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God arguing before a committee that his plan will increase property values and matches the character of the neighborhood

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God has a plan but it got lost in the permit office and is still pending approval

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Have you tried ending up in a universe where the problem has been solved?

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Voyager crashing into the firmament seconds after taking the “pale blue dot” picture

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High tech, low life: cyberpunk
Low tech, high life: period drama
High tech, high life: dune
Low tech, low life: spongebob squarepants

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The psychonomer takes one look at your qualia and frowns. He turns a dial until the colors you experience match the ISO standard.

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Have you tried initiating a chronic inflammatory response to the problem?

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Can't have a center that doesn't hold if there was never a center to begin with

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Weights and measures

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An unborn anthill searches for its body

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pl se y ight, it' ry obs ur .

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Repeated exposure to memetic allergen leading to incurable epistemic autoimmunity

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Have you tried inheriting two copies of the problem?

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The Lord giveth, and He taketh away. He hideth something under one of three cups, and moveth them too fast for you to keep track. He laughe

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Discarnate biohackers possessing fixer-upper bodies to flip on the QALY market

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I hope the world's leading expert on theodicy has a tattoo that says "Only I can judge God."