Dekaaf Covfefe

The Sultan of Snark. Better believe it.

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

Okay. Here's the travesty of an order in the Arkansas #EIDL case. Note the misuse of precedent and the deliberate misconstruing of arguments as well as the total ignoring of the argument that the rationing is arbitrary and capricious. #CARESAct

https://t.co/btSqBhrU7s

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

@EIDL9 @stevenmnuchin1 @HouseSmallBiz @NydiaVelazquez @JamesLa60241772 I didn't watch. If I want scary fiction, I'll choose a horror movie.

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

@MarcusSoori Well, that would take MONTHS AND MONTHS, and the judge has already shown her bias in a very clear way. If it does go to trial, you can bet your ass I am subpoenaing @SBAJovita and will not stick to the softball questions Congress seems to be addicted to.

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

Since the absurd ruling in the Arkansas #EIDL Grant lawsuit, I have received more phone calls, emails, texts, and DMs than I could read and respond to in 6 months! I owe it to everyone to file a motion to reconsider, but don't get your hopes up, because this judge seems biased.

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

@EIDL9 Looks like one of those rare instances where an auto manufacturer just gets it so right. I got excited that they were bringing the mid-size Hummer back, but then I heard it was going to be electric. No sale! This Bronco is something to dream about.

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

@EIDL9 @SBAJovita @NydiaVelazquez @marcorubio @HouseSmallBiz The #EIDL grant was all a hoax indeed. Nobody from Congress to @SBAgov to the courts ever intended to enforce it. All this time I have been working on the EIDLHOIAX Exposed documentary. I'll be setting up a Kickstarter page for it this weekend. This story must be told!

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

@JamesLa60241772 @SBAJovita

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

Any sentient person who reads Judge Dalton's order in the Florida #EIDL case and all the docs in the Arkansas case knows it is just a matter of time until @SBAJovita's unpublished grant rationing rule is set aside. Why prolong the pain? Arrogance? #CARESAct #EIDLHOAX

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

The motion to reconsider will point out how the court has misapprehended (deliberately, I think) the argument of adverse effect, completely overlooked the "arbitrary and capricious" argument, and not taken into account intervening court opinions.

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

Yesterday's ruling in the Arkansas #EIDL grant lawsuit was the third prong in the whole-of-government approach to screwing over the little guy. The judge misconstrued what arguments she could and simply ignored those she could not. It was ASBURD. https://t.co/btSqBhrU7s

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

@PoliticalTees And compliant judges. This has been a whole-of-government approach to screwing over the little guy, because we have been royally shafted by all three branches. Shit like this is why I am running for Congress in 2022 and need more like me to do the same.

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

Okay. Here's the travesty of an order in the Arkansas #EIDL case. Note the misuse of precedent and the deliberate misconstruing of arguments as well as the total ignoring of the argument that the rationing is arbitrary and capricious. #CARESAct

https://t.co/btSqBhrU7s

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

@PoliticalTees We have now been thoroughly fucked over by all three branches of government on this. Once the judge read the words "pro se" she knew she was going to rule against me even if she had to ignore half of my case or more.

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

If you thought the ruling in the Nevada #EIDL grant case was bad, wait until you read the absolutely atrocious ruling in the Arkansas case. Do it outside, because it will make you sick. I will post to dropbox shortly. #CARESAct #JusticeDenied #WeAreAllFucked

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

@NicoleVentour @DunhamWriting @SBAgov Anyone with a brain who reads Judge Baker's ruling may need your services. My head exploded, and I am still picking pieces of it off the ceiling.

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

Well, there will definitely be no settlement in the Arkansas #EIDL grant lawsuit. It seems to be the policy of this administration to fight every lawsuit to the bitter end, even when the writing is on the wall. "Thank you, sir; may I have another?"

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

I may be convinced to trade my H3 for one of these.

[Businessweek @BW]

EXCLUSIVE: The Ford Bronco is back, thanks to a team of die-hard employees. Inside their two-decade journey to revive the SUV that O.J. Simpson made famous https://t.co/VbxiBWcDFM

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

@KB2of2 @LBOcean111 Normally, if a judge is going to grant a motion for extension, it is done BEFORE the day the document for which the extension is sought is due. That it was not granted Friday or today is very curious indeed.

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

No ruling today in the Arkansas #EIDL grant lawsuit. With the Gvt's answer to the lawsuit due tomorrow and an agreed motion for extension of time on that pending w/o decision, judge likely to rule on the merits tomorrow. The entire body of APA precedent is on my side. #CARESAct

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

@KB2of2 @LBOcean111 That would really suck. limbo sucks. I can't understand the delay. I know the judge is very busy, but she has three law clerks, and this is not an incredibly complex issue.

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

@LBOcean111 I suppose it is possible that the judge could just grant the extension in the morning and wait another 8 weeks, or she could go totally against me. Either would be a travesty.

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

@jrburgess87 Hard to figure out a motivation for that. No ruling today, and also no grant of the agreed motion filed Friday for extension of time on the Gvt's Answer to the lawsuit, which is due tomorrow. Can't figure it, but have some guesses I will keep to myself for now.

[Dekaaf Covfefe @DekaafCovfefe]

I had today pegged as the last possible day for a dispositive ruling on the emergency motion in the Arkansas #EIDL grant lawsuit. With the Gvt's Answer due tomorrow and an agreed motion for extension of time filed, today would be the logical last day. Frustrating!