Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz

Diagnosed clip-farmer born premature with a certification in blacking out, cosplaying, and beatboxing.

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

Actually wtf am i supposed to do when i graduate. I’m gonna have a whole ass degree in economics and business and an infinite amount of debt like https://t.co/AVc04Jz22U. 🤲🏻

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

Would u pop out at the GS for a first date? Place looks like an absolute vibe💯

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

When the right lane closes that doesn’t mean we need to start assembling into a line like 5 miles down the road losers. Just made a lot of drivers angry.#TWD

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

All my co-workers think I do cosplay legit, thank you @josephcallmejoe 🫰🏻

[Tracy Turnblad @daffyduck89476]

Also idc if ur like a loser rapist if ur from Ireland I have so much respect for u

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

How many aura points do I loose after switching to patriot mobile??🤕

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

@demarcpeanut Stranger things!!! Ever heard?🔊

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

Back on the ST grind. Starting with season 4 and prolly gonna work my way down to the first season. I know no one cares i just wanted to break my silence on here🤟🏻

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

@mrmfsnide Saving the best for last💯

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

@gentavionboot U gotta watch the tickled documentary its actually very unsettling

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

The og phone went out of commission in Europe but now we back IG. Twitter wouldnt let me log in with the trap phone cuz of some credential bs it was awful😤

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

Twitter gang what is up????

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

@daffyduck89476 @Barthol0mewcorn @doyouevenburn18 im getting tired of explaining myself you get the point i was confused didnt know my rights from wrongs just wanted to see her bum i took a video of it and it played as everyone stared at us after in disgust and that memory still haunts me to this day so ya there u go u win tracy

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

@daffyduck89476 @Barthol0mewcorn @doyouevenburn18 No, I do not. The girl (we will keep her name private for her own sake) was one of my great friends at the time and had I known that pantsing was such an embarassing and dehumanizing action, I would have stopped myself before the act. But again I was a kid, lost in the moment tbc

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

@daffyduck89476 @Barthol0mewcorn @doyouevenburn18 To sit here and stay silent, hiding behind my computer screen as you bring down @doyouevenburn18 and I for an action we partook in as KIDS would be morally wrong and rather cowardly of me. Now do I condone myself as innocent in this tragic case of the pantsing? hold on tbc..

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

factss. go follow barcelonabroads tho they post naked pics of themselves on da daily

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

@demarcpeanut Bro so real imma just marry rich, divorce, and get that bag cheating the system is the way to go these days.

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

@bunsmuncher @BlueberryDarryl @RowleySR69 @Rowley_Jeffer Solid album

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

Blacking out on my 21st was such an intense wake up call like am i gonna keep this energy going on my kids birthdays and like other significant life events. I’m lowkey so mad at myself. #dbdekashyetagain

[Dr. Dekashi Doofenshmirtz @DekashiDimSum69]

@KevincallmeKev Ya worst birthday ever