𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody)

Vice President of Branding| NSFW/SFW| |Let Me Be The Meat To Your Taco So I Can Be Stuffed Inside You.| ~DMs OPEN, slow replies~

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

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[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

It’s the weekend. Time to get drunk and cry while eating a taco

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

What’s an unc? And why the hell did some kid call me that?

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

*Wakes up with a gasp*

My dick! Where’s my dick!

*Pats himself*

Oh thank God

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

@detectiveflip_ Look man…. I’m running late for work.

*Goes commando*

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

Where the fuck are my pants?

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

I must say they do hug you well but hey! I need those!

[DeadyPoo @TheDeadypoo]

Oh ugh , hmmm I'm totally not wearing them

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

@detectiveflip_ Thanks man.

*Walks towards the couch naked waist down*

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

*Feels someone staring at him*

🤨

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

@niima_rey @detectiveflip_ *pinches the bridge of his nose.*

It’s a long story and I know what you’re looking for. They’re where the sun don’t shine, honey bun.

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

*Blinks in confusion*

I’m missing?👁️👁️

[Flip (SH) @detectiveflip_]

Call me if you have any information

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

@detectiveflip_ @niima_rey *snaps fingers* focus!

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

//Hello! It’s been a VERY long time hasn’t it! Life changes and whatnot but I do plan on stepping back into scenes with my boy Del so feel free to interact. The more the merrier! As always love ya like Del loves his tacos~D

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

*looks at his hand then looks back up at him*

Wait hold on-

[Pale Mancini (slow replies #RP) @VsoPale]

*snorts* I ain'chur fuckin' ma- jus' sayin' this shit's gonna fuckin' kill ya-

*takes a drag of his own 🚬 and doesn't cough*

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

@detectiveflip_ *Chuckles*

Well I’ll be damned, look who it is

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

🚬💨

[𝔻𝕖𝕝🌮(Parody) @DelTacoGuy]

*coughs*

Ah geez, don’t go sounding like my ma now

[Pale Mancini (slow replies #RP) @VsoPale]

That shit's gonna fuckin' kill ya-

[Pale Mancini (slow replies #RP) @VsoPale]

That shit's gonna fuckin' kill ya-