𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷)

🎶Hey Jude🎶 Single dad/Engineer/Foodie |Parody| 21+🔞|DMs RP Only| MV/MS| Mostly SFW| NSFW @heyjudepriv |🩸| ☕️

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

—𝑱𝒖𝒅𝒆—

✦ 𝐹𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟/𝐸𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑟/𝐹𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑖𝑒
✦ 𝑀𝑉/𝑀𝑆
✦ 𝑂𝐶 / 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝐹𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
✦ 21+ 𝑀𝐷𝑁𝐼
✦ (𝑁)𝑆𝐹𝑊
✦ 𝑃𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 @SweetMelodyXOO
✦ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑑 https://t.co/JvWUWpDKYQ

♡ & ↻

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

*opens package*

[Flip (SH) @detectiveflip_]

*sends shirt to @HeyHungryJude *

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

@KevinGlobes 📲 my man

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

@KevinGlobes 📲 ….are you hiring escorts? 👀

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

@detectiveflip_ 📲 looks like a dye job to me

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

@KevinGlobes @detectiveflip_ Hold on, let me grab my antacids.

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

@KevinGlobes @detectiveflip_ Sure didn’t.

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

@detectiveflip_ You said it. Not I.

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

Keep your voice down!
…

Not it on bad cock.

[Flip (SH) @detectiveflip_]

@HeyHungryJude missed opportunity

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

@KevinGlobes @detectiveflip_

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

@KevinGlobes @detectiveflip_ Uh, yep.

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

@detectiveflip_ // career day with uncle flip

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

// aww this was a good one

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

Holds a Masters of Science in computer engineering from Columbia University.

Is 𝐓𝐖𝐎 seconds away from flipping a table over a common core math problem.

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

@detectiveflip_ @KevinGlobes *reaches for the last shrimp as he’s pulled away*

💭wonder what Jessica’s up to💭

*snaps his fingers, remembering something*

Guys!! The bunny ranch!! That’s in Nevada!

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

@detectiveflip_ @KevinGlobes *finishes his third shrimp cocktail*

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

📱 LFG

[Flip (SH) @detectiveflip_]

@HeyHungryJude @KevinGlobes

📲 Booked.

📲 Let’s get the fuck outta here boys

#TresAmigos

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

@KevinGlobes 📱 Yeah bud I’ll go

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

@detectiveflip_ 📱ok fine. What hotel are we staying at?

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

📱 With whose money are you going to Vegas?

[Flip (SH) @detectiveflip_]

[sends group text]
@HeyHungryJude @KevinGlobes

📲 Vegas?

[𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚎 (𝙷) @HeyHungryJude]

📲 I thought his career was on the upswing…

📲 or is this a fashion statement?

[Flip (SH) @detectiveflip_]

*tries not to laugh*

*texts @HeyHungryJude*

📲 Kev has a pornstashe