delaney💩

i tweet things that aren’t even funny and then hit u with my 💥liberal agenda 💥

[delaney💩 @DelaneyLyons1]

If you’re a white woman who calls a Lizzo song your “jam” you are legally obligated to donate to a bail fund sorry I don’t make the rules

[delaney💩 @DelaneyLyons1]

My favorite part of the Super Bowl is bringing up CTE any chance I get

[Sopo Japaridze @sopjap]

American politicians right before they start bombing other countries

[delaney💩 @DelaneyLyons1]

If any scientists want to study the long term effects of daily haribo twin snakes consumption, hit me up

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

[Jake M. Grumbach @JakeMGrumbach]

going to war because some dudes wanted to say “gay retard” at work

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

i still haven't forgotten what that little blue fuck did to me over here

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

I told Congress they're killing poor kids in Gaza by buying bombs, and they're paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US. This was the authorities' response.

[Leo⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @dumbnpoetic13]

once is a fluke, twice is a coincidence, but three times…

[🫐🩵 génesis es GUAYACA HUESO DE GUERRERA 🤍🫐 @sour_and_surly]

pls dont jump me but why he looks like he's a victorian child that would be yelling "extra! extra!" while waving a newspaper around

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

andrew garfield looks like he bit people

[delaney💩 @DelaneyLyons1]

The amount of straight people at Maggie Rogers at MSG is astonishing

[delaney💩 @DelaneyLyons1]

Never understood church until I saw Renee Rapp perform with a choir and now I get it

[delaney💩 @DelaneyLyons1]

All due respect to our elders but there’s nothing worse than being stuck behind a boomer having a public meltdown about self checkout

[delaney💩 @DelaneyLyons1]

I know the democrats did not beyoncefish us ….

[anna @cruelsunmer]

aaron locking jack outside the studio

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Ok but why did we all have to do this to impress George W Bush? Like why did he care?

[amy bee-mer @amy_beamer]

this is what matt rife looks like to me

[delaney💩 @DelaneyLyons1]

Today a kid in my preschool class told me she doesn’t watch paw patrol because she doesn’t like the police. Proudest moment ever.

[delaney💩 @DelaneyLyons1]

Tbh stomping on spotted lantern flies kind of gives a dance Dance revolution vibe bc those mfs move fast