Delcho Gilbert

Hey! I’m an astronaut! An astronaut who loves lemon parties!

[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

@bendreyfuss I don’t know. I once had a very stable and not perverted teacher named Fritz and he made being Danish sound pretty good. But it also sounds like you and I belong to different parties. I’ll do my best to be more like you and currently love my country and the fun future in store!

[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

@bendreyfuss You’re going to be the Noah of Mars. I got Mars theories. Like putting prisoners on Mars. But they all get their own goat! Whoever keeps the goat alive the longest will be worthy of interplanetary rehab and can return to work on factory farms because he won’t fuck the chickens.

[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

@bendreyfuss I think that depends on where the Mom is from. If she’s a purebred American, the dog should be fine.

[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

@bendreyfuss So… when you’re having a bad day do you ever come home, take off your shoes, flop on the bed, grab your laptop/phone and smile, “Hey, ChatGPT, you there?” The same way a high school girl in early aughts might lay on the floor twirling the phone cord around her fingers?

[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

@bendreyfuss Are you an influencer?

[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

@bendreyfuss C’est

[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

@bendreyfuss I think you’re higher than Harry. Your cheekbones. He has the facial structure of a little boy. Who identifies as he/him, so different than you. Obvs.

[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

@bendreyfuss Was that Esta’s? The one you got fired from for dropping plates when you were hungover?

[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

@bendreyfuss There aren’t any in my town. Captain Howdy is dead.

[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

@bendreyfuss lol

[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

@bendreyfuss At the ‘not easily offended’ one- it’s that thick skin that’s gonna make you a star!

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Just in the last 48 hours, Donald Trump:

-Insulted Medal of Honor recipients
-Said he wants to be "friendly" with Iran
-Boasted about how he gets along with dictators
-Lost track of what state he was in
-Said he's "better looking" than VP Harris
-Said climate change is good because it will give us more beachfront property.
-Repeated the lie that he won the 2020 election
-Mocked and mispronounced the names of journalists

Dear Republicans, it's not too late to get off the Trump train.

[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

@bendreyfuss You have one eye?

[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

Are we too dumb to survive? The world’s leading scientists have warned of chaotic climate change for decades. Now the gullible masses are being brainwashed by bad faith actors telling us it’s cloud seeding, chemtrails or geoengineering. It pays to spread bullshit. You get hits and money. Thousands of people believe anything people say.
Sadly, all the evidence says we are genuinely too stupid to save ourselves. https://t.co/oLAfy0PhGB

[Distill Social @DistillSocial]

🚫 DECLINE TO SIGN the “Citizens for Local Choice” ballot petition. 🚫

It’s detrimental to Michigan farmers, being a deceptive scheme funded by big oil & land developers. Its aim is to obstruct farmers from implementing renewable energy sources ON THEIR OWN LAND.

Signatures collected collectors will be put in full force for the next few days. Be aware and tell your friends!!

[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

This is really happening I'm afraid. Every politician, every journalist, every media outlet, every famous person, every person, needs to be asked why they are not speaking out about it. https://t.co/fTxPG32ib2

[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

@YourPlanetEart1 @YourPlanet Done

[#BreakFreeFromPlastic @brkfreeplastic]

❌🌏 Plastic kills all life on earth 🌍❌

Come help us show world leaders that many voices demand a strong and ambitious Plastics Treaty: https://t.co/OUtbVlNDJB

#BreakFreeFromPlastic #BeatPlasticPollution #PlasticsTreaty #INC4

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[Delcho Gilbert @DelchoGilbert]

These brave young people are suing the biggest polluter in the world -- but they’re being silenced! Join our call urging President Biden to let these young people tell their stories in court. #YouthvGov https://t.co/DsEU3wKc4F