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[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

It is my Great Honor to announce that Grand Moff Tarkin has been granted a Full Pardon. He only blew up ONE planet! There are literally billions of them! Congratulations to Tarkin and his wonderful family, I know you will now have a truly fantastic Sithsgiving!

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Remember that if the Rebels win, they will cancel Thanksgiving, make a new Star Wars trilogy starring JAR JAR as Han Solo and tape over ALL copies of the first nine movies with the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special!

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Organising a press conference in the parking lot of a landscaping company for after the Battle of Endor to explain how we weren't owned by a bunch of Space Murder Bears and, in fact, WON BIG TIME, actually.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

“We are getting ready to win the Battle of Endor. Frankly, we did win this battle. As far as I’m concerned we already have won it.”

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

We have PLENTY of evidence to prove the FAKE NEWS MEDIA are lying about Emperor Palpatine being a Sith Lord. SO much. The BEST evidence.
Look, you can see it right n--
You don't need to see our evidence. *Waves hand*
You can go about your business.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Thanks to Fox News for their fair and balanced reporting on the death of Mace Windu. This definitely uncropped image clearly shows he electrocuted himself and then threw himself out of a window. Tragic.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Very pleased to announce that Rebellion mortality rates have dropped significantly since we stopped counting how many Rebels we kill.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Cases of Jedi deaths are going up in the Empire because we are checking the bodies to make sure they are dead far more than any other galaxy, and ever expanding. With smaller checking we would show fewer deaths!

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

A word.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

It's been suggested that we should rename the "Death Star" because it sends the wrong message.
We CARE! We are LISTENING!

It was WRONG to call it a star when it CLEARLY looks like a moon.

Moving forward, the Death Star will be called the "Death Moon".
Because we care.

[Jo Jorgensen @JoForLiberty]

Police are not equipped to handle societal issues such as poverty, homelessness, and mental illness. This leads to over-incarceration and unnecessary interactions with police.
It’s time to #DefundPolice and let communities take care of their own.
https://t.co/WOJrK1ddgY

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

NY just suspended habeas corpus, for the first time since the civil war.

Doubling down on treating our neighborhoods like war zones. This is the opposite of what they should be doing.

End qualified immunity.

Demilitarize the police.

Make officers pay for abuse settlements.

[Jo Jorgensen @JoForLiberty]

We all want quick, peaceful solutions to this crisis. End qualified immunity, require law enforcement to carry liability insurance to price bad officers out of a job, end victimless crime laws. All of these are practical, effective ways to start real change.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

TO BE VERY CLEAR: Emperor Palpatine was NOT thrown down a reactor shaft by Darth Vader.

He simply thought it would be a good time to go down and just take a look at the bottom of the reactor shaft because "maybe sometime you're going to need it."

[bitethis1 @Deldp]

Obligatory vacation pics day 7. Nuremberg very cool old city. Hung out with Read and the granddaughters. — in Grafenwöhr https://t.co/SFnSlkO8u4

[bitethis1 @Deldp]

Obligatory vacation pics. Reset day. Driving through Germany, dropped of Hope and Brittney at the Nuremberg airport to head to Rome, Read and I getting ready to head to Prague — in Grafenwöhr https://t.co/0AYl9NUXrO

[bitethis1 @Deldp]

Obligatory vacation pics Zürich. Beautiful city, I’ll come back right after I win the lottery 😁😁$$$$$$$ — in Zürich https://t.co/VOjuPJJblg

[bitethis1 @Deldp]

Obligatory vacation pics day 4. Germany, Lichtenstein, Switzerland, castles,mountains don’t judge my food we’re traveling with grand kids. It was different and not terrible. — in Zürich https://t.co/qBatLVhW2T

[bitethis1 @Deldp]

Obligatory vacation pics day 3 breakfast and coffee in Munich. Then Austria. Now off to Garmisch to watch the Packer Game — at Quellenhof Hotel https://t.co/h4mQVtkVww

[bitethis1 @Deldp]

Obligatory vacation pics day 2. Beer halls, food and an awesome walking tour. — in Munich https://t.co/tUl9qzgf4M