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This must be first class. (You can tell by the koala tea.)
“another banger post”
I used to think my cat was psychic but then I was convinced that he wasn’t and I was to buy him fresh tuna every day and to forget I ever wait what I was talking about
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The tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction, while the spiders of math are wiser at the courses of deduction. “The most factual account on 𝕏”
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Literature, with a focus on Jünger.
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ourania, elderly milkmaid⁷
@ouranometrian2
proudly retarded
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pellet - the story ends, you wake up in your cage and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pellet - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the mouse hole goes
CEO of Orb Ponderer Resigns After Affair Revealed at Coldplay Concert
accounts that went private vs accounts that were locked
Gonna tell my teenager this is what happens to people who regularly sleep past 10 am in the summer
“𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘢!”
Sudoku is not glorified death; it is about honoring a life of duty and honor and numbers and grids.
(Diners, )Drive(-Ins and Dives)
Sphinx of Black Quartz, Judge My Vow
Love hurts, love scars
Love wounds and marks
Any heart
Not tough or strong enough
To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain
A Møøse once bit my sister...
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
successfully blocking pornbots from your replies but now they’re flooding your dms
A man has got to abide by his principles
The spider after I pick it up in a tissue
“It's gas or grass, ain't no free ride”
great art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable
Science needs to go back to basics; its roots. Science needs to get its hands dirty again.
Never ask your barber for “The Van Gogh”
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