Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet)

Just a dude getting by accounting for other people's money. Also hold people accountable. Animals are the best. Huskers/Cubs/Chiefs. My fantasy teams hurt me.

[Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) @DeliveryDude5]

@CubsSkipper What movie is that from?

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@UpBeatSkeletor Everybody has that Aunt.

[Staff Sergeant Johnson @Colonel_Myway]

My two dogs, Sergeant Major Stud and Corporal Ryder are truly untrainable, stupid stuff, unruly dogs. I've never thought about shooting them. I'm weird like that.

[𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖊 ⚔️🏴‍☠️⚔️ @Fenix_Rising_1]

This is hilarious, 😆 I’ve watched it eleventy billion times ! 🤣😂😆

[JPA @jasrifootball]

Micah Parsons trying to debate with CJ Stroud about the NFC East being the best division in the NFL heading into last year

CJ Stroud calls him delusional 😂

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

Three weeks ago Sandy was living alone in a cave after being dumped all alone as a puppy.

Today he was getting some life changing news 🥰

[Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) @DeliveryDude5]

@GuntherEagleman Keep on being a dipshit. You do it well.

[Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) @DeliveryDude5]

@gnuman1979 It's always Larry.

[Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) @DeliveryDude5]

@AnnieAgar Sometimes you are Annie Anger. May the Bears beat the Packers. And the Chiefs beat every team.

[Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) @DeliveryDude5]

Quite possibly the greatest play in CFL history.

[Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) @DeliveryDude5]

@AmyLynnStL She conned the Don.

[Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) @DeliveryDude5]

@ChefReactions @WWE @heiden41 remind you of anything?

[Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) @DeliveryDude5]

@TrumpDailyPosts I would love to see this debate. Do it!

[Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) @DeliveryDude5]

@KenDATL1 Very weird pick.

[Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) @DeliveryDude5]

@BoebertQ @matthewdmarsden Wife is as crazy as he is or she isn't allowed to make any decisions.

[Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) @DeliveryDude5]

@heiden41 I'm missed that. I think I blacked out in imaginary pain for a couple seconds.

[Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet) @DeliveryDude5]

@heiden41 @InterestingFck WTF. Ha.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I pay internet for this

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

A few days ago, I posted a tweet that twisted MAGA into knots because I pointed out that Democrats are better for the economy.

You didn't like that, MAGA? Dry your tears, and take it from your stinky emperor, Don Fartleone.