Madison Koch

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

Paranormal Activity 1-4... all white people. Black people would've left the house as soon as a fork fell.

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

Too many baby showers, but not enough weddings.

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

?Pour up ?Drank ??Headshot ?Drank ?Sit Down ?Drank ?Stand up ?Drank ?Pass out ?Drank ?Wake up ?Drank ?Faded ?Drank ?Faded!

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

I Seen This Hoe Lookin Black As Hell With Sky Blue Contacts And Light Blonde Hair .. Looking Like A Burnt Smurf !

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

You're only considered a stalker if you're ugly.

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

2013 Ghetto Olympics: " On your MARK.....Get SET........TWERK ! "

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

Oh so you?re over him? Bitch stop lying.

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

Why be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality?

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

#BackInMiddleSchool when somebody use to get called to the office, everybody in the class was like "ooooohhhhhh" !

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

Dark skinned girls with blonde hair need to stop it. The only bitch that can rock that is Dijonay from The Proud Family.

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

Listen here bitch.. My door was closed when you came in, so I expect it to be that way when you leave..

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

My ex? Yea I'd still hit that....with a bat.

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business hoe.

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

The one day I try to be nicer, Is the one day that everyone decides to be a bitch.

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

Retweet if you have ratchet hoes at your school.

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

#ImAttractedTo Beautiful eyes.

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

Police: "THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!" nigga, not with that damn attitude.'

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

I hate when fat people say you couldn't walk a mile in my shoes....Bitch you couldn't walk a mile in yo shoes either.

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

Me: MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!! *doesnt hear* *whispers to myself* "deaf bitch" Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

[Madison Koch @Delossantosccp]

Bitch STFU guys only talk to you because you're easy.