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[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

@christinecusick @sophiesaidso @Armandd36088164 @jptoto @evodkativ Just remember to return it with a full tank! 😀

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

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Parents: @sophiesaidso @Armandd36088164
Spouse: @jptoto
Children: @christinecusick @evodkativ

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[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

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[Daniel Rubin @danielrubin]

Breaking news about vaccines: All Pa. adults eligible for shots on April 19. https://t.co/tBUbiD7GFs via @phillyinquirer

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

@jptoto Right?!

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

Tonight I proposed a family rule. Kitchen traffic should be one-way around the kitchen island during peak kitchen traffic hours.

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

We're one week into spring and I already have a farmer's tan.

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

Remember when "Avocado Hand" was the biggest health crisis threatening the country? Those were the good old days. 🥑🖐

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[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

This year's @NorthernTool catalog is hard bound! So fancy. I'm trying to convince my wife that it qualifies as a coffee table book.

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

Hey twitter, I have a teenager who wants to learn Python. Any suggestions for books, online tutorials, or other resources to get started? They have some understanding of programming concepts from using Scratch.

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

Ahh, spring is in the air...

Opens windows

Sneezes for 10 minutes

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[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

@jptoto Holding the door at Wawa. It really is a thing, isn't it? Everyone does it.

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

Dear grocery stores,

I would be willing to pay extra for a shopping cart with 4 smoothly rolling wheels. Not three roundish wheels and one triangle shaped wheel that I seem to always get that rattles down the aisles.

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

Taste testing warm Lucky Charm treats for my little leprechauns. #StPatricksDay

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

I look forward to the day when I have a self-driving vehicle that can drive itself for maintenance and repairs in the middle of the day or night so I don't have to be picked up/dropped off. 🛻🔧

Maybe it could pick up the groceries too.

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

Of course it is snowing.
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[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

So just checking - we're still in the pandemic and people are still staying home right? Sometimes I worry that things will go back to normal and nobody will tell me and I'll be home forever.

Can you tell that I was accidently left behind at a museum for a few hours as a child?

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

Talking to my mom on the phone while we look at real estate listings in her area, just for fun. She has no idea what houses cost these days.

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

This "15 days to flatten the curve" feels more like a year. Am I right? 😷

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

@christinecusick Two things:
1. Since it was basic yardwork - picking up sticks, raking, shoveling and spreading woodchips - we allowed headphones. I couldn't hear their whines over my music! 🎧
2. We paid $10/hour. 💵

Teenagers aren't too complicated. Give them M&Ms- Music and Money. 🎶&💰

[DeltaCharlie @DeltaCharlie]

The family spent all day doing yardwork. We are all exhausted so we will have no problem falling asleep an hour early tonight in preparation of the time change. This might become an annual tradition. #DaylightSavingsTime