monica

Yacht Rock, English Breakfast, inter-species friendships, Jeff Goldblum

[monica @evodkativ]

@PonchinVielma @Maxisntheree Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

[monica @evodkativ]

@jzux Tried to teach an ESL student woman vs women and was trying to explain that the first syllable pronunciation changed when the second syllable spelling changed… 🤯

[monica @evodkativ]

@cordaits Gemma’s eggs used to make Egan babies is my guess.

[Toad @ItsToad_]

As per my previous tablet…

[monica @evodkativ]

Bikes on the sidewalk! 😤

[trash jones @jzux]

we talk a lot about road rage but i fear i do a lot of sidewalk rage

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Idk what I was expecting but it wasn’t that. I’m honestly wheezing 😭

[monica @evodkativ]

@k8iedid When No One is Watching

[monica @evodkativ]

😍

[ᅠ @artindetails]

waking up to this view.

[monica @evodkativ]

@whedonesque https://t.co/FPyHXFWPCL

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Good morning! Today's #WordOfTheDay is 'perpetuity' https://t.co/Dt0QJZpfyO

[monica @evodkativ]

Pretty sure that’s a clip from Spinal Tap.

[darth™ @darth]

wa..wat did i just watch

[monica @evodkativ]

This tracks.

[monica @evodkativ]

Goals.

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

At that point, just fully commit and turn your home into a Rainforest Cafe.

[monica @evodkativ]

@jptoto “How do you spend your days?”

[monica @evodkativ]

@DeltaCharlie @sophiesaidso @Armandd36088164 @jptoto @christinecusick Papa!?

[monica @evodkativ]

@nathanwpyle Never was able to decipher this one with the saw from Switzerland. Any ideas?

[monica @evodkativ]

“Considering he was swallowed and ejected from a whale, his injuries were surprisingly few.”

[monica @evodkativ]

I know we all feel that we were robbed of Spring last year, but I’m especially struck by this as I sit in the Common listening to college girls talking about how several of them lost their virginity to the same guy, described as “Walmart Timothee Chalamet.”

[monica @evodkativ]

@_Kris_Martinez_ 🥳1️⃣2️⃣