Abby Mc

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[Abby Mc @DeltaMonster409]

@SikariiX : That was good, I'll have to remember it for next time.
Me: What was it called?
Meghan: I don't remember

[Just Me @SikariiX]

*playing Fortnite*

We going to 0 build now? - @DeltaMonster409

Yeah - me

Good, what am I? A carpenter? - @DeltaMonster409

[Just Me @SikariiX]

*playing Dead by Daylight with @DeltaMonster409 *

I think we're facing the hag this round. - me

Why, what does it say? - Abby

Facing the Hag... - me

Golly gee willikers, I think she might be on to something. - Abby

[Just Me @SikariiX]

I could raise Toucans for a living! - me

Yeah! And maybe Threecans! - @DeltaMonster409

[Just Me @SikariiX]

*watching all the kids in It hug at the end*

Aaaw, even Losers have more friends than us. - @DeltaMonster409

[Abby Mc @DeltaMonster409]

"I want a ghost town! It would be a ghost town cause we have no friends."
-@Jakodog92

[Just Me @SikariiX]

Well they don't have any rat treats! - me when Abby asked why I was giving Grogu ferret treats instead of rat treats.

Well they do, it's just in the poison section. - @DeltaMonster409

[Abby Mc @DeltaMonster409]

"That hen craves nothing but violence"
-@Jakodog92 watching Robin Hood

[Just Me @SikariiX]

Wanna do Best Buffet? I'll treat. - me

I'll eat! - @DeltaMonster409

[Abby Mc @DeltaMonster409]

"I can't even remember my own age, do you really think I'd remember the square footage of this house?"
-@Jakodog92

[Just Me @SikariiX]

*talking about singing to our pets to the toon of Jurassic Park theme song*

I think we would be good candidates for a psych evaluation. - me

I knew that when your pet count went over 30. - @DeltaMonster409

[Just Me @SikariiX]

*ice dislodges and slides across car*

Ope, there goes some ice. - me

I think that was ice. - @DeltaMonster409

That's what I said... - me

Ooooh, SOME ice, not some MICE. @DeltaMonster409

[Abby Mc @DeltaMonster409]

Me to @Jakodog92 : you and Sierra are my itty bitty titty committee

Meghan: EEEEEEYAAAAYY!!! I'm in a committee!!!

[Just Me @SikariiX]

There's the happy house! - me pointing out the building with the happy holiday lights

That's a funeral home... - @DeltaMonster409

[Just Me @SikariiX]

*feeding my feeder bugs*

Even the buggies gotta eat fancy, everybody's gotta be healthy! - me

Meanwhile you're having vodka for breakfast. - @DeltaMonster409

[Just Me @SikariiX]

*me serving a salad to my tortoises.*

Oh complete with parmesan cheese on it too! - @DeltaMonster409

....it's calcium powder... - me

[Just Me @SikariiX]

Aren't you alarmed? - me

I'm always alarmed, it's called anxiety. - @DeltaMonster409

[Just Me @SikariiX]

*dogs keep trying eat the bunny poop*

They think he's a walking PEZ dispenser! - @DeltaMonster409

[Just Me @SikariiX]

You gonna harass the Amish guy again? - me to my dog Django

My husband? - @DeltaMonster409

[Abby Mc @DeltaMonster409]

Me (drunkenly trying to get Meghan's hiccups to go away): MONTGOMERY!!

@Jakodog92 (also drunk): That doesn't surprise me