Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲

I fix things, smash junk, talk about all kinds of stuff, build things, research and explore.

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

We're back at it on this Memorial Day, our pirate empire! Join @Plumeria1980 about 100 hours in Windrose middle game of this Fantastic Alpha Release. https://t.co/8oJUGBhudM

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

@TheGivingSoul I fell into this... last year when grams moved and entrusted us with the garden. They're 40+ year old generational roses... no pressure 🫣

Grams told me what to do. I've listened, learned and blead for them.
They are some work, need some daily attention, but they're worth it

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

@Bexxy__19 @goodguylolypop @Kittennn_420 :Pixle horses: "Stop the world, I would very much like to get off now... please"

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

@itsmommymaster 🫂🫂🫂

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

@itsmommymaster 🫂🫂🫂

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

@lyssasphere Most people pop them off and pretend they have nothing but good qualities. I see you're out here making sure we check the fine print 😅

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

@itsmommymaster Life has a way of showing us that the darkest nights, always come right before the brightest sunrises 🫂🫂🫂

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

@itsmommymaster 🫂🫂🫂

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

We've been busy taking orders for our 47 year old PNW Generational Rose bushes.

Each year we trim and pot all the cuttings for next years orders.

Limited supply, easy care lifetime of beauty.

https://t.co/vnowp6zxLk

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

Uh... give each of your kids $10 and each kid transaction gets "two per transaction" easy mode.

Buy two for yourself as a job well done for knowing the policy 😎👌

[bignftboss.eth @mattmpls33]

Thanks Zack at Target. 2 pack limit for my 3 kids. Dick. When shelf looks like this….😡

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

A.I. tickets without resolutions you say? We've be dealing with @RockstarGames and quit after two weeks of 1 allowed daily ticket.

Many companies are about to feel the A.I. squeezing your profits as your client base leaves over frustrations your A.I. caused.

Canceled GTA+ 😭

[Lamaaaaa (Vickidoll) 🩷 @LamaTheDoll]

Hey @UberEats @Uber_Support
My food delivery driver violated SEVERAL of your driver policies and I’ve just been kicked to email.
Stop using AI to do your customer service. I’d rather pick up my own food than deal with this bs from a multi billion dollar company…

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

@itsmommymaster Absolutely 😎👌

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

Omg... Cop guy... that's... omg... how do you keep insisting after you find out 🫣

Bro you absolutly tied your hands in court 🤭

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

I’ve never seen a cop get owned this bad in my entire life. 😂

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

Genius 🤭👌

[Myra Mors 📟 Retromancer VTuber @MyraMors]

I'm about to start making bank during souls streams

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

@kumxem Fact 🤭👌

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

@lyssasphere I am like my name, astrology signs in both western and eastern orthodox and have ties to an ancient destroyed civilization that are only shown on maps dating pre 1700s, but know how to make their technology that's been handed down through my family for generations

So yeah IDK🤷‍♂️

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

@lyssasphere Ha Ha, not falling for that one, again.

I have been informed all my life from my "religious" family what it means and how it means it. 🤣👌

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

@itsmommymaster 🫂🫂🫂

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

@itsmommymaster We don't drink anymore, but know that we're sending you the very best vibes. 🫂🫂🫂

[Mr.MattGuyver 💎🌎🇺🇲 @Demigorn]

This is why im hooked on the Windrose gaming community, we are so creative and keep building amazing things. 👀

Who knew PVE Sailor game where you hunt pirates as a Privateer with your friends could be so fun 😁