Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.
Just learned about a fascinating loophole in Sharia Law called Horse Majeure which dates back to the times of Mohammed the Prophet (PBUH). The law states that if at any time a woman is being fucked by a horse on the battlefield, both armies must stop so that everyone can watch. This means that to stop the bombardment, literally all Israel has to do is continuously have a woman being fucked by a horse in clear view of the Iranian army at all times. A painful sacrifice, but one that could prevent untold loss of life on both sides. The IDF is currently soliciting volunteers for this vital service. If none are forthcoming a draft will unfortunately have to be instituted. #IranIsraelWar #horselove