Normcore Van Brocklin

I'm the real victim here. Vice-Chairman of the Campaign to Legalize Lawn Darts.

[Normcore Van Brocklin @DemonicAlias]

@Gracro5 None of the people in the background have functional hearing anymore.

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@ireallyhateyou The Crusades, apparently.

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@ATLCWorker On one hand, potassium is good for you. On the other hand, funding a terrorist group that hunted gay people for sport seems bad.

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@MSNBC If he wanted a gun he should have changed his name to Israel Biden. His dad would have given him thousands and shielded him from all consequences.

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@still_oppressed Look up who owns the Mavericks.

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@AP Well, when you're killing everyone you eventually run out of people to kill.

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@StarTribune No

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@Super70sSports He did have an offer from Mississippi State, but they were running the dang wishbone.

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@xpinkspacex Toss in Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Maryland, and New Jersey for some reason and you just have the Big Ten.

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@Super70sSports Well all of those dudes were probably team owners.

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@netflix If he doesn't kill Oswald Mosley I will cancel my subscription. I don't care about the actual history.

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@FoodPornPhotos That is a pot roast. Do not lie to me.

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@paschutz Biden please introduce this guy to your dogs.

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@mattyglesias Congratulations, you've invented Catholicism.

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@RuckCohlchez I'm like the quintessential Millennial and we had all of these things. I never got the hang of rotary phones though.

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@HistoryExtra October 27th 1991, Minneapolis.

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@LizRummy Being the worst actor on Justified.

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@messedupfoods Is all milk not limited edition?

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@normcharlatan It was at best like the 5th best show on HBO at the time.

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@wellguesswhat A lot of these people have never watched women's sports before. The premium skill is brute force.