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[Sophie ✨ @soph_louise95]

Matt coming through the door normally after Jessica just smashed a massive hole through the wall makes me giggle every time

[tony stan (derogatory) @starkwasps]

thinking of tony looking so gorgeous and soft while working on the iron man suit and dum-e assembling parts of the armor together ❤️‍🩹 best father-son duo oat

[yaoi lover @frontmangihun]

people on tiktok are selling PRINTED FANFICS and posting about it? so that’s not just illegal, it also puts ao3 and the fanfic community at risk? do u want studios to no longer allow fic to exist in a legally grey area where nothing is monetized? stop ruining things for everyone

[Roy @royb3cker]

A guy on campus came up to me and asked if he could wash my hair. I was obviously taken aback and just went, “No??” He then apologized and explained that he was a business major and his assignment for the day was to practice “rejection therapy” …

[Lexie •ᴗ• @sqbr4inrot]

Oomfs talking about a Once Upon a Time reboot and saying they should make swanqueen canon at the same time Lana Parrilla and Jennifer Morrison refuse to breathe the same air (and have refused for the past million years) is making me laugh ngl

[jean gay ♡ˎˊ 🐦‍🔥 @H3ROGR4Y]

comunque penso sinceramente che il lavoro degli / delle influencer sia destinato al collasso perché esattamente queste persone di cosa campano? potranno mai fare adv e grwm per tutta la loro vita? non so…secondo me no

[BDubs1776 @Bdubs1776]

It’s stunning. Why do films look SO TERRIBLE now

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

The kids are too young to remember the time James Franco and Seth Rogen caused an international incident

[Lis🕰️✨📖 @Lisouat]

15 years of 'Once Upon A Time'🤍✨️

[Pumpking @thecasualsunny]

There’s this cat at my work that all the truck drivers take care of like it’s their daughter. They got her a heated cat house heated bowls and everything.

I think they would murder someone if they touched her

[Once Upon A Time @OnceABC]

The vows that started it all - Happy Anniversary to #OnceUponATime, which premiered this day in 2011!

Take a trip to Storybrooke - stream every episode of #OUAT on Disney+ and Hulu

[Jayden 🍉 @neonexus845]

I literally forgot how ridiculous some of the jokes are

[LOONEY @KraigLooney]

Downloaded games on my Switch 2 before my flight. Can’t play them on flight because playing downloaded games requires an active internet connection. Can’t connect to the internet because Switch browser blocks video ads from playing and I am required to watch an ad to connect.

[chiaravix @chiaravix]

Niente riassume l'università meglio di quel momento in cui guardi il bando di un concorso e capisci che la tua laurea magistrale con lode vale esattamente gli stessi punti di un corso di tre settimane di pesca subacquea.

[mussie @mussi3x]

Unlike the others, Luffy spent a decade figuring out his powers before Chapter 1. Pure creativity carried him for 387 chapters before he even needed Gear 2

[Lucy & Indigo's dad @Elixirscloset]

This is what happens when the collective decides infectious disease are no big deal and everyone is on their own when it comes to protection.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

So GROWN MEN are raping TEENAGE GIRLS!! oh you are fucking SLOW

[giannn @giandula]

“dopo milano” ma dove cazzo siete stati nell’ultima settimana?

[ً @mistersiisall]

Russia produces more oil in a year than the planet will use in two. China does the same with rice. We slaughter more chickens daily than could be eaten even if everyone ate chicken at every meal.

There IS abundance; its just being horded by capitalist slavers and their lackeys.

[v; 🍉 @respiroappena_]

"rompiamo le vetrine perché siamo non violenti, altrimenti mireremmo alla testa come voi ❤️"