-Democrats, Probably

If I say something stupid I'm probably just roleplaying as a Democrat... or it's a joke... or both. A LOT OF MY POSTS ARE PARROTY DONT TAKE SERIOUSLY PLZ GOD

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Hey @DoorDash_Help I need a technical support escalation for a server-side dispatch bug on my platinum lop/cater profile. A tech manually overrode my catering flag but now my account seems really bugged. Please DM if you can! T1 support wont help

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@DoorDash_Help 4,500+ deliveries and 4.94/5 star customer rating, yet I’m being penalized for a "Merchant Packaging Error" on a sealed Starbucks order. Support confirms it’s not my fault but says they "can't change the account."

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@vxylily anyone over about 40 probably has all 20

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@HavocFreestyle them peanuts is free i hear

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@AVGirl4Life

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@TiffanyxFong prius

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@Matt_Pinner giv job plz?

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@Rbearcow @isaacrrr7 why does hezbollah get two piggies?

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@sciencegirl idk but I see dead people

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@femalebodybuil6 nothing, it's already way too late

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@TrumpsHurricane cracker barrel

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@SInow yes 1-10 seems about right... -9

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@sciencegirl that's obviously a hippotatomus

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@oelma__ literally everything else not listed

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@jarvis_best Stunning and brave! VERY brave!

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@marycatedelvey They look related tbh... definitely staged 😆

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@Matt_Pinner It's missing the "R" which stands for the "Retarded" gear used for driving backwards down the freeway going 110

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@greg16676935420 this is obviously fake news, they're also handing out bronzer for the gingers so they don't die of skin cancer during the winter games

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@MaxNordau @robbystarbuck well this is particularly shameful and abhorrent

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@amuse @knowRowan nobody uses the double dashes--this is obviously an AI generated response