I still can’t get over the fact that a man who went to private school then Oxford, whose parents’ estate includes its own woods, and whose father-in-law is called Sir Humphry Wakefield and owns an actual castle, can build a career on the idea he’s not part of the establishment
My wife threw my new football over the wall as she thought it belonged to our neighbour’s 9 year old lad.
I’ve had to ask them if I can please have my ball back.
I’m 36 years old.