Wenie 🇲🇾

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Sam Savson @SSavson]

Pay attention to people who never get offended by anything, and tend to be almost always calm or cheerful

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

i once worked with someone extremely wealthy and what stood out was their mindset and how they never complained about small inconveniences

their coffee order was wrong? they just drank it. flight delayed? they pulled out a book.

they had this quiet acceptance that some things simply aren’t worth the emotional energy while the rest of us stressed over what we couldn’t control, they had already shifted focus to what they could control.

it wasn’t really about money solving problems…

it was about having enough security that they didn’t feel the need to fight every battle... they could afford, mentally and emotionally, to let things go.

[s @exfootballfan]

may Allah spare my future kids from the karma of my words. i apologise for the evil i spoke.

[sebastián @lovingcmila]

just remembered that my future depends on me

[ً @cryst6ls]

accepting the things i cannot control

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Immune system: *raises body temp to kill the bacteria*

Me: *takes medicine*

Immune system;

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

ate u tf up omg.

[🪐 @emmasarchivee]

I never said the movie was good. I said I liked the movie. those are two VERY different things

[Meow’Dib loves The Odyssey @meowdib]

Tweet of the forever right here

[CaitlinSinclairTV @CSinclairtv]

This is why you can’t script this man.

Reporter: “Who takes over now that the supreme leader is dead?”

Trump: “I don’t know… I guess the position’s open. I’m creating jobs in Iran too.”

😭king.

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

my straight male boss on Zoom just said “i have to piss” and before i could even control myself or knew what was happening i said “go piss girl” LMAOOOOOOOOO

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

That guy who travels to countries after terrorist attacks because it is very cheap must be planning his Dubai trip now.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[Duu @o1oxa_]

다녀왔습니ㄷ 어..?

[でっかいカエル @mushi_frog]

でっかいカエル
挨拶のクオリティ上がってきたな笑

[Renata 🏎️✨ @formularenata]

UM I DIDNT REALISE THIS WAS AN OPTION AND I WISH I THOUGHT OF THIS

[Nora Rawn @norabird]

biggest immediate upgrade from traveling alone i think is the sense of competence and faith in yourself. life isn't so scary! you can do things! often, whatever you want!

[대환장 갤러리 @bighwanjang1]

인터뷰하는 동료 놀리고 싶을 때 하키 선수들이 하는 일이라는데 너무 귀엽고 웃김