pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch

Diogenes wouldn’t stand for this shit. student stab wench. existing out of spite. MA in Worthless Things™️. she/they.

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

Like on the one hand, fight the power babydoll, but also her teacher is so kind and does not deserve that

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

8 is learning about economics in school and I’m 50/50 on whether or not I hope she starts quoting Marx at her class

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

My children’s espoused genders of the day are:

8: nonbinary Jimmy Buffett
5: Pretty
2: Cool Dude

Happy Easter or whatever

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

@diannaeanderson Every spring I get several dozen expired eggs from the same lady. She does not remember that I am always the recipient.

(We use them to make cascarones and/or for our gardens)

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

@Grendelsgrundle I hope you feel better but respectfully we are no longer too young for this shit

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

@masonmennenga What if it’s both and I’m 30

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

@SoVeryBritish I’m just here for the Blur/Blue tweets

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

Me: hey, have you considered leaving me alone?
2: yeah
Me: …so why don’t you?
2: I don’t wanna.

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

-autism doesn’t have a “look”
-asp3rg3rs is n@zi terminology
-it is possible to have a panic attack w/o anyone knowing
-“high functioning” is ableist

I have a feeling I’m going to hate this class

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

Things I had to explain to other students/my professor today:
-people w/depression can still be functional
-102 lbs is not normal for a 68” teenager w/ s/s of EDs
-contracting for safety is not evidence-based OR helpful

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

istg if this book cites autism speaks one more time I'm going to lose my shit

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

Y'all this module on ADHD & ASD is so icky. I just... it was clearly written without any consultation with a neurodivergent person.

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

The fact that I have a group project due the first day of class makes me think I might be in the bad place already

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

My kids are currently chanting “autonomy” on repeat instead of getting ready for bed so have four kids it’s the best

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

Why does every single interaction I have with UPS make me want to drive off a bridge

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

7: mom, do you know anyone with autism
D: *stares in highly heritable neurodivergence*

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

Me: I need the pepperoncinis, they’re an old family remedy for congestion
Spouse: *stares in Scandinavian*

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

The flex that is sending my husband to autozone in my Prius after very detailed instructions on what to get for my van (neither of which he legally owns bc paperwork is expensive) is giving me life

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

"imagine you're born as a maggot, then you get to be a doctor"
-out-of-context nursing school quotes

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

The fact that I’m getting a bunch of singles feels… appropriate

[pro-abortion rage-fueled student birth witch @DenikaAnderson]

Unholy is on at my bank wtf