Denise Cook

homie don't play dat

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I wonder if the kind employees of @TimHortons realize that 99% of the #RollUpTheRim redeemed are rolled up via customer's teeth #ew #sarry

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My choice to be an organ donor today while renewing my license is entirely correlated to my recent #GreysAnatomy Netflix binge

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Finally, that Christmas thermos I use all year round is relevant once again!! #tistheseason

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When I own a California King sized bed, that's when I'll know I've made it in life #inspirationalquote

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#haloween , the day all dogs across the country are locked in the kitchen.

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I'm making a conscious effort this year to add "and what not" into my vocabulary in honour of @thisisbabel

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You know you picked a great @Airbnb apt when you can hear the graffiti hoodlums tagging your door as you fall asleep #sweetghettodreams

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Pumpkin Spice Lattes are back, betches be going cray in the streets #PSL

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That #awkwardmoment when you look down at your clothes while in a public place, and realize 99% of it is covered in dog fur. #puppyproblems

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Laguna Beach marathon? YUP

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Just finished watching Scent of a Woman, can't stop saying #HOOAH

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The fact that I can't seem to grasp the corporate structures being used in #suits right now makes me want to quit. Everything.

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@shaneb_88 just so you know #apeswithguns was trending when I typed dat...

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Watched the new #planetoftheapes movie, gives a whole new meaning to the term "geurilla warfare" #apeswithguns #apesonhorses

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@joe_dangelo double post. Were they just THAT fancy?

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Coffee cups in all tv shows are actually empty. Any scene involving coffee is now an instant annoyance in my life. #thelittlethings #iliketv

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My UFE prep plan just got turned upside down “@Tysoeisms: Maybe the pervasive is to live in the moment.”

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Space Jam is on cable tonight. This hotel party just got TURNED UP #90snostalgia #vhsonly

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Lebron becoming a free agent just emphasizes his classless attempt to hoard as many rings as possible #striveforgreatness #trophywhore

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That awkward moment when you lock eyes with your spin instructor... #letswatcheachotherbreathingheavily