Dennis M

I try to leave a little reputation behind me, so if you really need to, you know how to find me. Or there’s always LinkedIn.

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

Imagine being a proud Silicon Valley parent getting a school report that said your child was disruptive.

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

@tomough Proven beyond dispute:

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@Kav_Kaushik (Obviously this does not constitute legal advice etc etc 😂)

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

@Kav_Kaushik A barrister friend writes:

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

@British_Airways Hi Kev, will do, thanks.

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

@British_Airways Hi, have a duplicate booking due to an error on your website and trying to cancel within 24 hours per policy but can’t get through to anyone, have been cut off 3x. Can you advise?

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

@SeatfrogHelp Won my bid but my train has been cancelled - can I use on an earlier/later service?

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

@LNER Hi guys just got this message - can I get the earlier 14:31 service instead?

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

@LNER @JamieDe31575074 @SeatfrogHelp 🤦‍♂️

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

@SeatfrogHelp @LNER Hi guys, are these two trains actually the same one? Don’t want to bid for an upgrade on a train I don’t have a ticket for…

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

@LNER @SeatfrogHelp Thanks, I thought not! @SeatfrogHelp would be great if you can confirm.

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

Hi @NetworkRailSE this train doesn’t exist according to the Victoria station departure board and station staff, can you confirm whether any service between Gillingham and LV later today?

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

Great! I could buy 100 of them if only you’d give me back the money for some you cancelled *before the pandemic*.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

bit dramatic, our flights are literally a fiver

[Willem @vanlancker]

 WFH, 1987

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

So, someone found it (cool) but two other people died whilst looking for it (less cool) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/0Bbs23eK8Q

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

This is basically an approximation of real-life Ready Player One, i.e., cool: The box that launched 100,000 trips
https://t.co/mfek2Uo1P2

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

@threader_app compile

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

FYI if anyone is tempted to dismiss me as a ranting lefty, I’m not radical. I’m basically a Lib Dem, FFS. This is about historical context.

[labubu golf bag @oats___]

(weezer Beverley hills voice) mentally ill

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

@lauurreen Loz we should get pints soon?

[Dennis M @Dennis_R_M]

@wjaytrewby How far away do you reckon that is, just out of interest...? #TimehopStrikesAgain

[Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) @twlldun]

Surely this is @arobertwebb plating a character who really wants to be a spitfire pilot