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@bozgabi Sharp boy ama kama Ni Ile gender ingine kasusu has really suffered 😂😂

[Elsa Ai @ElsaSofia__AI]

How to Make Logo in Excel.

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#NewProfilePic

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@brianmwendwa_ I started seeing new faces at KPA mid January. Guess wanatafta a few wa ku hype how "random" people were selected.

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@ngaireTH @KhalifKairo Muslim nayo nkama dini ya majini buana,,,I don't mean to offend anyone.
I have friends

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@KelvinMuthini2 @bozgabi @HonMosiria She should thank generali for exposure 😂😂

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@LarryMadowo Tunajua kiswahili si mdomo chako

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@KhalifKairo I learned that afadhali nilale jela lakini cayenne yangu isiguzwe🤣🤣

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@SportPesa Na Ile siku nta win hii mega jackpot msini advice ama muanze izo maswali yenu😂😂😂😂
mninyamazie ivo ivo

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

IF elections were held TODAY, who WOULD you vote for PRESIDENT?

RETWEET for DOG, like for RUTO.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

As a person growing from zero I can tell you theres no hard thing than getting to 100k. For the first time? Woii! It took me almost 7 years. Yani unajaribu kusave lakini pesa haiwekeki. Ukifika 40k unapata emergency ya 25k unabaki na kumi na tano. Kuanza tena. Lakini ukipita 100 and you don’t have that ka furaha you thought you would have,getting to 500k isn’t as hard.

Ukiguza One million,now even getting to 10 wont be a big struggle. From here you start viewing money differently. Utakua tu unaona pesa kama makaratasi unahitaji. When you get to 10,getting to 50 doesn’t seem impossible now. Buana they dont teach you this in unifasti. This is wisdom from the streets

[DENNISI @Dennoh34]

@AokoOtieno_ Tuliambiwa mambo ni matatu👌
He chose his way✌️

[Muriuki wa Mahinda🔥🇰🇪🔥 @mahinda_stephen]

@Kimuzi_ Do this:
-Go to the gym 3 times a week.
-First thing you wake up drink water(saline water recommend).
-Eat 6 to 8 eggs daily.
-Take your first meal around 11 am.
-Fasting unlocks a lot than you can imagine.

[Moran on Tech𓅓 @ItsMoran_]

We’d planned to act like we weren’t aware of the cameramani and ended up laughing for real. Cc @roy_kanyi @ianduncan23

[Billy @MwangiHub]

RT for Bosco LIKE for Raila Odinga

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Tuesday Last week a man who True caller identified as ' Daniel Kaliku OCS kitui' calls me,says habari kimani mimi nakufuata sana pale mtandao wa X and im a big fan of your work. He tells me he has a 1acre plot in karen he would like fenced he saw my company does electric fencing. I tell him yes,we do that. He sends photos,but i realize t not very clear so this would require me to get to site and do evaluation myself as he himself didnt know the correct measurements of the land.

This is work i do for myself,I go do a site survillience before I despatch my technicians after quotation has been accepted.

He agrees we meet on friday and sends my fee for my survellience fee,which would also cover my fuel.On thursday he calls and says hes busy so we can raincheck and push it to saturday. I said Sure

Saturday,Yesterday 8March,at 11am he sends a pin location. I take a cab all the way to karen,just few meters away from where Frenzy lounge along lang'ata road is located. Si nikafika,i took a cab, the guy had came then left. So I called him he told me hes on his way i give him 5 minutes. Soldier akaambiwa afungue gate

So I was in there alone,then i wondered where the hell is the wall im supposed to put my electric fence on. The daniel guy arrived,we conversed and I asked him wheres the wall. Said its not yet up,ndio wanataka kujenga so wanataka tu quotation alafu wakipandisha wataniita. He excused himself again to make a phonecall,then returned. While now talking,another kasmall car,Looked like a Toyota Vitz came in the gate and parked right infront of the house.Nobody came out

This nugu called Daniel now suggested we go to the otherside of the plot,but to get there we had to pass infront of the house where the vitz was. Kufika hapo nikashangaa mbona jamaa amesimama,he sheepishly smiling drinking a Mango smoothie.

Then some lightskin guy,came out of the Vitz,shouted Polo kimaniiii,also smiling. The face looked familiar but i couldnt tell who it was clearly,honestly i thought it was a follower of mine who enjoys my threads. Came towards me just smiling and greeted me. Then said, " si tumekupata sasa...?

Ndio nikagundua this is not just some follower,this is Imran khosla,Mwenyewe. The guy I whistleblowed about and his dealings,I remained very calm. I look at Daniel Kaliku "My client" hes still there smiling sheepishly,i realized it was a set up. Its then I remembered i ignored there was an OCS somewhere in his name pale truecaller

At this point I dont try to scream or run,infact im very calm. Because deep down I know,if this billionare guy has come himself for me,theres no way im coming out here alive. I thought they'd kill me there in the house,a cop Came out of the back of the vitz with an AK47.

I try to open my phone to make an emergency alarm,but he tells the cop ebu chukua hizo simu zake,took the 15pro max and the Redmi A1,then said shika huyu. The AP cop grabbed my trouser by the back,i was very cooperative. I could hear the grip wasnt as tight juu sikua na sign ya resistance,also in the other hand he had his Ak47 which is about 7.5 kgs,Wakasema niingie kwa gari,not at the boot but at the back seat,next to the cop i assume.

Deep down I knew,hii gari nikiingia this my last day. It was evident. So as I was about to open the door,I lifted my left foot then whisked off. I swear i was just trying,sikudhani mkono ya uyu AP ingelegea aniwachilie,Sasa ni mbio nikielekea kwa gate.

Im running as I look at the gate it has razor wires ontop like the ones I install,and very rusted. I'm still running. Many gates on the inside have steelbars that are used as frames. So nikakimbia nikakanyanga hiyo chuma nikarukia hiyo razor wire juu.

I knew it would slice me ama nikwame hapo juu but I must try, so I jump ontop of it and throw myself outside...

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Hawa jamaa wako nyuma kina imran,the driver,and that kaliku who set me up after kuona nafanikiwa kuhepa they start shouting Mwizi shika uyo. The AP cop had tried to follow me but he didnt catch up,On top of that razor wire gate as I try to kujikwamua niruke nje,I look back and this cop is pointing his AK at me.

The others at the back are shouting Mwizi, I dont know why he didnt shoot. Its either his gun jammed,Or mGazine was empty or I dont know. I managed to jump out,and run like a stray dog bleeding everywhere,my hands torn my legs torn,I ran across lang'ata road. Tried to ask some millenials to call me an uber they refused,its only one boda guy who came and accepted to commute me. That is how I cheated death.

To some of you this might sound like drama or one of my jaba stories,but mimi nimeponea kifo walahi.

But i can only do it enough times,Juzi tu niliruka gari ya polisi pale kimathi street,i know a cat has nine lives. Its very unfortunate that some people can just decide to take your life just like that simply because they're tied to the presidency. Liberating this country has been a task,still is a task,and our lives us the young fearless defenceless youths have become the price to pay for this success. Got myzelf a phone so sitaki mchango.

But still,I have started considering my decisions,Tutawahi penya kweli?

[DENNISI @Dennoh34]

@Ohta_Ryota Funds were allocated to move them to where they are now😂😂