@CoinMarketCap Fair enough... but Pokémon cards? Totally fine. Nothing suspicious about a grown adults dropping $50K on Charizard slabs to 'diversify the portfolio' during their 'vacation'
@TiffanyFong A life-size crucifix of Christ. Perfect fit, instant vibe check, and every time you walk by it'll be like 'He died for this apartment... and your rent.
@RetroJeff83 THAT’S THE LEGENDARY CUTLASS OF CAPTAIN BLACKBEARD HIMSELF!
In 1718, Blackbeard was gettin’ wrecked at Pop-Up Pirate when he panicked and YEETED his blade straight into the nearest Famicom for safekeeping.