Denton

I’m fluent in both English and Sarcasm… English is my second language.

[Denton @Dentonisms]

@MyRadarWX Starting at 6 and lasting past midnight? You might want to call your doctor.

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@Not_the_Bee

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@Not_the_Bee Probably because the only “Texas” they’re familiar with is from movies and shows filmed in California.

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@Combat_learjet “Blocked” is in the Pilot/Controller Glossary. Look it up.

“BLOCKED. Phraseology used to indicate that a radio transmission has been distorted or interrupted due to multiple simultaneous radio transmissions.”

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@LCLChicago1966 @Jomboy_ 👎

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@TheJoeySwoll @X Did you call out an X employee? ... "and they blocked me."

[Denton @Dentonisms]

@JohnStossel “Electricity replaces human labor…”

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@MCCCANM Coming soon to the New Jersey Turnpike

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@TheJoeySwoll https://t.co/YcSI6LL596

[NASA @NASA]

Orion's main parachute has deployed. The spacecraft has a system of 11 chutes that will slow it down from around 300 mph to 20 mph for splashdown.

Get more updates on the Artemis II blog: https://t.co/7gicm7DWBt

[Denton @Dentonisms]

“Do not be afraid, for I know that you seek Jesus who was crucified. He is not here, for he has risen, as he said.”
Matthew 28:5–6

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

The FAA is working on changing PBI’s airport code RIGHT NOW… the name change to Donald J. Trump International Airport already official!  

Stay tuned 👀 @FAANews

[Denton @Dentonisms]

@WBAP247NEWS I’d have to disagree. I got hit by a car once while cycling. Thankfully the car wasn’t going fast and I was wearing a helmet. Bike lanes in and of themselves are not the problem. The problem is that they’re an afterthought and using existing pavement originally intended for cars.

[Denton @Dentonisms]

@TheJoeySwoll We all bleed red. Prayers for his family and friends, grateful for his service. God rest his soul.

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@Dadsaysjokes Don’t give them any ideas.

[Denton @Dentonisms]

@SecDuffy @FAANews Who ordered Taco Bell?

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

🚨BREAKING🚨 GROUND STOP CURRENTLY AT THE FOLLOWING AIRPORTS:

⚠️ Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA)
⚠️ Washington Dulles International Airport (IAD)
⚠️ Baltimore-Washington International Airport (BWI)
⚠️ Richmond International Airport (RIC)

@FAANews is working  to address the source of a strong odor coming from Potomac TRACON that is impacting operations at the three airports.

For the most up to date information on your flight status, visit ⬇️
https://t.co/RyCCQ8x1dp

[Ligonier Ministries @Ligonier]

“Faith is the means by which the righteousness of Christ is given to us.” —@RCSproul

From the teaching series ‘What is Reformed Theology?’

[Denton @Dentonisms]

@BrianFeroldi Or a non-rev Delta pilot.

[Denton @Dentonisms]

Not a chance.

[WFAA @wfaa]

A Fort Worth congressman is calling on the Texas Rangers and MLB to remove a controversial statue from Globe Life Field -> https://t.co/Nv2BNVEa7W