MJF DOOM

I had 1,000,000 funny things I could tweet. Then I got twitter and forgot them all.

He/Him

[MJF DOOM @DepressingManic]

Love and Cats forever.

[MJF DOOM @DepressingManic]

@Dlee1776 @0ccurrence0 Respond retard

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

I respect an applicant more if they don’t submit a cover letter.

Correctly identifying that it is a waste of time and not worth the energy tells me they can take the initiative to streamline workflow.

[MJF DOOM @DepressingManic]

@Podcast4corners Applying platonic theory of forms to art is an inherently subjective endeavor due to the nature of art.

[MJF DOOM @DepressingManic]

@DashJoestar96_ Another reminder youre dumb as tap water.

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@DashJoestar96_ @NotThatTomGreen What if Hangman and MJF enjoyed the match they put on?

[MJF DOOM @DepressingManic]

@ChrisRGun Its really like a whole political block adopted the rhetorical practices of Gman

[MJF DOOM @DepressingManic]

@kakutogi1972 I workshopped this bit once, I went more with a jazz music approach. Its about the moves Jey doesn't do.

[MJF DOOM @DepressingManic]

Literally stopped following him on IG because he promoted his music like a 16 year old fancammer.

[MJF DOOM @DepressingManic]

People hate on bbno$ for his annoying social media stuff, but Oliver Tree was the cringiest social media influencer ive ever followed.

[MJF DOOM @DepressingManic]

@TheDunsh Just talked to my girl about this quote the other day.

[MJF DOOM @DepressingManic]

@defjam @defjamshop 🔥🔥🔥 Is this gonna be available for my character to wear in the new Def Jam fighting game?

[SamMcPaddy @P_Dawg_]

Some day this will happen to Green Shirt Guy.

[MJF DOOM @DepressingManic]

@VaughnVertigo 🐐

[Mike Mearls @mikemearls]

No one does that. The design relies on decisions made on round 5 feeling like they had an effect on round 20. It's far too disconnected. Players instead just long rest whenever they can. DMs counter by making big, boss battles the norm.

[MJF DOOM @DepressingManic]

@SeanPC407 @erickstevens82 Homeboy sends 25 tweets a day every day for 10 years but at least it's on a good nights sleep!

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@BostonNooga This would get the promotion cancelled in Edmonton

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@NotThatTomGreen Don't they just do a bunch of squash matches?

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

I haven't had time to touch First Light yet, but I keep seeing posts like this pop up that treat really basic things (like "pedestrians should not be made of concrete") as an unreasonable ask of a AAA game in 2026.

IIRC, Simpsons Hit & Run (2003) had them jump out of the way if you tried to hit them. Even Mixtape has them jump out of the way if you try to hit them.

If you didn't want to put in that effort, just stand the guy on the other side of the fence, since you cannot (I assume) drive through the fence.

It's not a game breaker itself, but it is revealing of design priorities, and (essentially) of a certain laziness. It's often a symptom of a broader problem. Laziness tends to compound.

[MJF DOOM @DepressingManic]

@TheDunsh Battle Rap been real safe without Bad Battles around.

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

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