Mr. DumbShitBitch

Good at all things cool and/or sex related

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

My life is just like Big Fat Liar, except I'm just a depressed guy who eats way too much Panda Express and I don't know Paul Giamatti.

[Li I am @Ladykiller832]

Dropkick Murphys openly challenging a bunch of neonazis to a fight because they used one of their songs in a video is the best thing I've seen in a while

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

Fuck a studio apartment in LA I want to have tan lines from wearing too many cutoffs and a lake I bathe in

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

If I ever pack up and leave my life behind I'm going to southern Florida to live in a broke down RV in the backwoods

[𓌜 @pearlydewddrops]

can’t stop thinking about this bully’s shirt in she’s all that

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

Forgot I made a steam account

[ultramarathon thanker🇵🇸 @christweetsllc]

GM. Behold the sigma of all sigma of all alpha energies.

[hug getter @PartMyRedSea]

Back in my day, the blowjob machine in the men's room would give you change back from a quarter

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

@Dickhugecock Proud of you and heavily agree

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

Pugs are the outcome of humanity believing we can play god. When the deviant attempt to imitate the devine the only result is abomination.

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

banned in blue states for being a gun. banned in red states for being a bong. legal in vermont.

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

@Ok_uhh_yah_sure Correct

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

Me being sober is not a reflection on you, but you feeling like it is, that's something.

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

I know some of y'all wouldn't finish it.

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

I'd lose respect for a lot of people if I had to see them struggle to finish this

[RapTV Fan ❼ @rabtvcom]

BREAKING: Joyner Lucas has challenged MGK to a Mad Minute‼️🤯

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

career where you reject men and then tell the government

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

Don't tell me car maintenance is for men because I replaced an EGR valve and rewired a headlight with 3" acrylic nails.

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

Being this hot is a curse. No one treats me like a equal. I put my true religion jeans on just like everyone else - one leg at a time.

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

No one knows the real me. The me that can eat 3 hotdogs in 1:23.

[Mr. DumbShitBitch @DepressionLite]

Having a girl over tomorrow. Gonna turn on Jordan Peterson and do pushups while mumbling under my breath about how my dad died until she asks to give me a blowjob.