Medic

All the best people are crazy.

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[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴏᴡ.

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

Tying a note to Archimedes' leg before shooing him away.

"Geh und such deinen Vater."

[b @wwxwashere]

“i can fix him” well i can get him pregnant

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

He's making pretzels.

No, he does /not/ care that it's 4 am.

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

Indeed it is.

He'll be nice and not do the ones in anyone's rooms. That is their own problem.

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

Opening all the windows.

Close them at your own risk.

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

Happily wearing his new sweater because he loves sweaters and /literally/ has a whole closet of them.

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

"A reminder that if you were naughty, Krampus is going to whip you with sticks.

Merry Christmas Eve!"

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

// Anyways, here is the boy

[Matt Taylor @FootbalStarMatt]

𝕀𝕥 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕞𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕀 𝕕𝕠 𝕚𝕤 𝕖𝕚𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕘, 𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙.

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

// Even in the remake that gives him a little more screen time.

Rip Matt 😔

[Emily Davis @Mean_Girl_Em]

//Because they hate him and he doesn’t get enough screen time in the game smh

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

// Why are all the gifs of Matt him dying-

[ꨄ @lostaffections]

the red means i love you.

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

//

[Heavy @HeavyDutyMisha]

//JIM.

Bro.

Plz.

[‍ ‍ՙ 𝕾𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐒‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝕿𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐄 ‍, ♱ @hellslyrics]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I want your 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 around my 𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒌 as we 𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒔 .

[۟ @godsfell]

he felt warm and familiar. he felt solid and safe. i wanted to cling to his shirt, bury my face into the warm curve of his neck, and never let go.

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

Halloween is over, which means it's time to drop pumpkins off the roof.

If you hear any screaming, no you don't.

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

// Medic doesn't mind the cold.

However, he is a lover a sweaters and cuddling his husband. The cold is a great excuse for this.

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

"I mean...ja. Suppose one doesn't /have/ to, but it's part of the fun."

[Heavy @HeavyDutyMisha]

“Well there are other festivities, no?”

[ً @holyaches]

and if life is repeated a thousand times， still you， you， and again， you.

[mia @httpsosweet]

i would love to bite you. can i bite you. please let me bite you

[Medic @DerGutDoktor]

"There is really nothing /not/ to enjoy....unless you don't like drinking. But then there is no point in celebrating."

[Heavy @HeavyDutyMisha]

“Though I am glad you are enjoying the festivities, Моя любовь.”

He knows.