Heavy

I am Heavy Weapons Guy. //TF2 parody acc// MDNI

[Heavy @HeavyDutyMisha]

ᴡᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀɴ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ

[Heavy @HeavyDutyMisha]

//When I talk about Spy actually caring deeply about Scout, it’s not because I want you to feel bad for him.

I actually want you to point and laugh, cuz dumbass did this to himself.

He fumbled, hard. And I think Scout should hit him with his bat.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

he’s so perfect i wanna taste his blood so bad

[Heavy @HeavyDutyMisha]

Ah yes, time for Lüften

[ً @holyaches]

if touching you makes me a sinner， then why do i feel like i just reached heaven the moment i traced my fingers along your skin?

[Heavy @HeavyDutyMisha]

//Pyro cannot be a man, because Heavy fears no man but is frightened of Pyro.

But it cannot be a woman either, because when Heavy says he “fears no man”, he is referring to mankind.

No human scares Heavy. But Heavy is scared of Pyro. Therefore, Pyro cannot be human.

Thank you-

[Heavy @HeavyDutyMisha]

//Medic to Heavy

[Heavy @HeavyDutyMisha]

Smooches @DerGutDoktor

[Heavy @HeavyDutyMisha]

Heavy os also wearing his new sweater. Even though he is not really cold.

[🦇✞︎𝕬𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖝✞︎🦇(✰Cᴏᴍᴍs Oᴘᴇɴ✰) @TheAbraxthrall]

How beautiful the brides are! #Tf2 #tf2fanart #heavymedic #tf2heavy #tf2medic

[۟ @sidereumnoxe]

⠀my own death does not frighten me.

but yours .ᐣ oh, that is my greatest, deepest fear.

[BoG @BogMonsterisle]

Gentle affection. #tf2 #TeamFortress2 #tf2fanart

[Piss @BuenoCowboy]

I fear Scout has the craziest sleeping positions EVER. He looks dead

[ً @holyaches]

to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

[mia @httpsosweet]

big fan of my husband. love it when he does anything, like wow look at him go. i love you

[ً @holyaches]

did i live with you in a past life? was i your lifelong partner? is that why the idea of losing you torments me so much? how long have i been without you?

[kind @fwngs]

no rizz just big brown eyes and the tendency to run away when i feel i am not good enough

[Heavy @HeavyDutyMisha]

//JIM.

Bro.

Plz.

[Heavy @HeavyDutyMisha]

//nooooo

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

// My dumbass forgot what I changed the password to, and the email I used got suspended.

So now I have to wait till Monday/Tuesday to see if they'll free it.

Guess I'll make a temp Spy account until then 😔

[Heavy @HeavyDutyMisha]

//Anya saying “It’s sausage to me” to mean “I don’t care” because of Medic-

The rest of the crew is very confused