I would like to quell the rumor that I am being considered for Chief of Staff at the Whitehouse as I am currently in discussions with the Vatican to become the next Pope.
Word of the day is Acosta. Used in a sentence:
Jim will not be doing his reporting today from Acosta street of the Whitehouse as a Judge orders his pass reinstated.
Dolly Parton is on the board of Piggly Wiggly's, a grocery store chain in the south. Harris Teeter just purchased Piggly Wiggley's. All stores will now be called Wiggly Teeter's.
Me and Mrs. Derbert started a work out plan together. We have enrolled in a pole dancing class. I hurt my foot the first night. @DrHoopenlooper says I am out for at least a week with Twerk toe.