Derek Naranjo

One may ask, what is the point of making occasional jokes into an echo chamber that nobody will laugh at? To this I say, this hasn’t stopped me at home either.

[Derek Naranjo @DerekANaranjo]

@StephenAmell Thank you

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I just got called a noob by my son. He's really gonna regret this day while I'm making mom jokes in future games. @seanisalion

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@seanisalion @FacingNolan It’s a good’un

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@FacingNolan. -@seanisalion

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@Stranger_Things , I’ve got to ask, since my last name is Naranjo… was this an intentional joke since a Rick is a measurement of wood… and Naranjo is an orange tree? If so, we’ll done. Well done. 🤌🏻

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@Whataburger Contract fulfilled!

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Curbside Attendant: “Thank you, enjoy your day, see ya soon”

Me responding before processing: “You too”

1: That’s presumptive (but 100% accurate)
2: Verbal agreements are binding in Texas
3: I’m a man of my word
4: Well Played @Whataburger

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@1053thefan What should we do to remedy the fact that our QB has some pretty obvious accuracy issues? Let’s get something faster for him to throw at! Problem solved.

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@SaintsForecast They really should have consulted a graphic designer. A brand kit goes a long way.

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@TheDrewBartlett Add ordering a pallet of rubber playground mulch and inject that straight into my veins.

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@regadetula Maaaaaaan! That’s awesome. Congrats dude! Look forward to it.

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@TRSTNGLRD Hit me up if ya want guidance on equipment and software. Have a solid audio foundation from days of recording studio, and I’ve traversed all the rabbit holes of the AV recording/streaming since I do live demos to prospects for my software company daily.

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@TommySledge @1053thefan @1053SS @rjchoppy Let’s be real, this year is gonna be a crap shoot on many levels… again. This looks like a luke warm team, but who the hell knows?

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@SaintsForecast How do you know that you aren’t? It kinda feels like we’re all on the same hell loop. 😬

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@Taco_de_miyako @SkinWade @ktfuntweets Well played

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I’m gonna be real honest. I want @PaulyShore to come over for dinner to hang out with the family for an evening. Not as a spectacle, but to eat my mediocre grilling and talk about things that don’t matter.

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@PhinehasBand @mattyowendrums 😂😂😂😘

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@PhinehasBand @mattyowendrums Can confirm

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@snorlax_support Gotcha, that makes sense. Thank you!

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@snorlax_support What would be an explanation for all of the BB Sells in Dark Pool of $QQQ, all with the same size of 205,526, in the last 10 minutes of close? I count 8 total as of now.