bigleaguedrew

🇺🇸 Start shit. Lock in. Crashout.

[kache @yacineMTB]

Remember when anthropic had their model secretly sabotage your work if you were trying to compete with them

[brute de farce @brutedefarce]

True story time.

Been gone over a year. Lot of you mfs asking where I went.

Short answer: the rock bottom of rock bottom.

Long answer: divorce court in Manhattan.

Absolute fucking trash can city.

Show up in linen capris.

No shirt.

First edition Holes under one arm.

Kettlebell in the other.

Cloud of smoke behind me like a man on fucking fire.

Lawyer tells me to sit.

Strike one.

Judge asks for my financial records.

Slide him a Waffle House napkin.

“$1.9m. Somewhere.”

Ex-wife wants the house, car, portfolio and half the furniture.

Furniture?

Bitch married a man who hasn’t sat down since 2020 and thinks we own a fucking sectional.

No chairs. No couch. No bed.

Closest thing I own to furniture is an ashtray on the floor.

She can have it.

Divorce finalized 11:11am.

She gets everything.

I keep the debt.

Net worth gone. Credit cratered. No home. No woman. No chair.

Maximum leverage.

Walk east until I hit the Atlantic.

Stow away on a ship headed through the Strait of Hormuz.

War with Iran starts halfway there.

Captain wants to turn around.

Ask if the missiles move vertically or horizontally.

He can’t answer.

Take command.

Spend the next few months advising both sides.

Americans want air superiority.

Iranians want strategic depth.

Both thinking horizontally.

Kick over the peace table.

Light a cig.

Read chapter seven of Holes aloud.

Ceasefire signed in twenty minutes.

Then collapses.

Even better.

Pressure creates diplomacy.

Fly home just in time for the World Cup.

FIFA wants $7,380 for a seat at the final.

A seat.

International humiliation.

Walk into MetLife without a ticket.

Security says the final isn’t for nine days.

Tell him winners arrive before the event exists.

He opens the gate.

Walk onto the field.

80,000 empty seats surrounding me.

Disgusting.

Then I see it.

One black leather chair sitting alone at midfield.

My phone on the seat.

Envelope underneath.

Open it standing.

Cashier’s check for $1.9m.

Deed to the house.

Divorce annulment.

Account password.

One sentence written across the back:

SIT DOWN AND IT’S ALL YOURS.

Everything clicks.

Divorce. Manhattan. Iran. World Cup.

Year-long international psyop to get Brute into a fucking chair.

FIFA. Ex-wife. State Department.

Same horizontal cabal.

Laugh loud enough to wake New Jersey.

Light the $1.9m check with my cig.

Use it to burn the deed.

Use the deed to burn the annulment.

Use the annulment to set the chair on fire.

Phone turns on from the heat.

48,000 notifications.

Don’t need the password.

Phone unlocks out of fucking fear.

Walk out through the players’ tunnel while the chair melts into the field.

Lost the wife.

Lost the money.

Briefly lost maritime jurisdiction.

Defeated a multinational sitting operation.

Never bent the knee.

STILL FUCKING STANDING.

[La Jolla Populist @liberscravola]

I am going to suggest the La Jolla rule. Any company that has a layoff get slapped with a 10 year moratorium on new H-1B visa and renewals. If they are having to cut back on American workers they don't need foreign workers.

[Robert Sepehr @robertsepehr]

@sneako Sneako is bowing down to his ginger prophet with red hair and White skin, who not only owned and sold Black slaves, but called Black Africans "raisin heads". The modern Marxist-Muslim alliance is anti-White globalism.

What did Prophet Muhammad look like?
https://t.co/2IDTdvIHjy

[kchoudhu @kchoudhu]

“Please unlock a billion dollar government contract for me for $100K”

Like, fuck you bro.

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

As we approach July 4th, I beseech you, my beautiful followers, to advocate for my pardon.

Regardless of the outcome, I will continue being the best person I can, having learned from mistakes and ready to help build a great American future.

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Midlife crisis revealed:

[fud reaper 🪦 @fudreaper_]

Black people will literally have 40+ felonies and be out on bond.

Chud the Builder gets his bond REVOKED after 1 arrest.

This is what we mean by two tiered policing.

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

"Jewish donors have been the number one funding mechanism of radical open borders, neoliberal quasi Marxist policies."

- Charlie Kirk (48 hours before his death)

[Hitchslap @Hitchslap1]

If IQ is a meaningless number then why is it illegal to induct anyone into the U.S. Army with an IQ below 83.

Think about it.

[Retro Coast @RetroCoast]

So Israel shot down a US AH-64 Apache helicopter

On the anniversary of the USS Liberty attack

And the US is dragged back into war with Iran

And nobody notices this?

[Andy @PositivFuturist]

On this trajectory - there will be no point in travelling anywhere in the future.

Every city will be the same.. The same demographics, languages, cultures, food, businesses.. completely standardised.

Globalism is a cultural bulldozer.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Dr. Ashok Muralidaran, the Portland doctor who’s being sued for $17 million for allegedly putting a girl’s heart valve in upside down, got his medical degree and completed a fellowship in India

[Andrew Branca Show @TheBrancaShow]

About that school shooting lie:

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

They used Covid to nuke small businesses, opened up commercial real estate and then brought in 20 million people in 4 years while giving them federally backed loans Americans didn't qualify for to buy up those businesses and any available housing.

You should be furious about this.

[Josh @XJosh]

New Rule: Every time we get outraged over a Judge's ruling, we show their name, face, and ancestry. "US Judge" is no longer ever sufficient.

Judge Sorokin, an Eastern European Jew, appointed by Obama, has thrown out the H-1B visa fee to try and flood our country with jeets.

[Robert Sepehr @robertsepehr]

I know who I am and what my roll is in this life, I chose it freely. I accept being slandered, it comes with the territory, but decided to not get distracted by constantly having to address lies and smears. That said, I appreciate those of you that always defend me, thank you. ⚡️

[Prez @PrezLives2022]

So Ivanka claims she came across this island swimming in the Mediterranean and she came ashore barefoot to explore the islands😂😂

Here is the problem with this: First, the island is in the Adriatic Sea. Secondly, the Albanians say the island is full of snakes making her barefoot story implausible. Lastly, in the words of Steve Schmidt, the island is full of landmines thus making her extremely lucky or a liar. I’m going with liar.

[bigleaguedrew @bigleagedrew]

@xgrowthpascal X

[Traveler @MilesTrav]

The average racist White redneck, is nicer to minorities, than the average third worlder is to their own neighbors.

The average racist White person, is less racist than the majority of the world's population outside the West.